Geoffery Gambado : $b or, A simple remedy for hypochondriacism and melancholy splenetic humoursCobbold, Richard
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Geoffery Gambado : $b or, A simple remedy for hypochondriacism and melancholy splenetic humours
Cobbold, Richard
Horsemanship -- England -- Fiction; Humorous stories
It must be confessed, that his nervous affection, and melancholy
disposition arose more from the wart upon his brow, and all its external
irritations, than from any qualms of conscience, arising from any kind
of self examination, self accusation, or self condemnation. Few men's
consciences so trouble them in the day of their prosperity.
He was recommended to consult the great nervous Doctor of the age,
Doctor Gambado. So he went to town, had an interview with the Doctor,
described all his agitating ails, and received this advice:
"Ride on horseback."
"But do you think that will do me any good?"
"I am quite sure it will do you some good,--to what extent it is
impossible to say,--that must depend upon your patience and
perseverance. One thing you can always do, namely, wear a hat that will
cover the appearance of the excrescence, and I should not be surprised
at its being the means of reducing its size considerably."
Little did the Doctor himself imagine how a cure, by his advice, was
completely effected.
"Oh, Doctor!" exclaimed Mr. Green, "what would I not give could it be
entirely eradicated by such gentle means as horseback exercise. I am no
great rider, but I would ride any distance, and almost any horse, to get
rid of this awkward protuberance."
"Well, my dear sir, we will try. Nothing like trying."
"I have heard, Doctor, that you have large stables, and keep horses of
all kinds."
The Doctor could not help smiling when he thought of his own fame, as a
horse keeper, horse doctor, and horse furnisher.
"I have large stables at the back of my house, and I have three horses
of my own; but I never kept one for sale, or sold one myself. I let off
my stables to a livery-keeper, who has ten or a dozen horses here,
namely to Mr. John Tattsall, who has the credit of being able to suit
everyone, only each must pay well to be suited."
"I should not mind what I had to pay, if I could be suited to my mind."
"Let us go and give him a look. If you can at all describe to him the
sort of horse you want, I think he will soon be able to accommodate you.
You may be sure, if the horse can be had, he will get it for you, if it
is not at this time in his stable."
The Doctor's fee was cheerfully paid, £10 10s. neatly wrapt up in tissue
paper. He had been told nothing less could be expected from a master
cutler.
Mr. Green put on his large slouchy broad-brimmed hat that covered half
his face; and the Doctor and his patient were soon in the presence of
the great Mr. Tattsall.
"John, this gentleman wants a horse."
"Glad of it, sir. Pray what sort of horse do you want, sir?"
"A good one."
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