Geoffery Gambado : $b or, A simple remedy for hypochondriacism and melancholy splenetic humoursCobbold, Richard
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Geoffery Gambado : $b or, A simple remedy for hypochondriacism and melancholy splenetic humours
Cobbold, Richard
Horsemanship -- England -- Fiction; Humorous stories
"Every body wants that, and I have a great many good 'uns;' but I like
to know the sort of good 'un that a gentleman requires. One man likes a
bay, another a gray, another a roan, another a chestnut; but the colour
is not always the description. One likes a high action, another a gentle
goer, another a thunderer, another a prime bang up; one likes a
thorough-bred, another a hunter; some require cobs, others carriage
horses, others ladies' horses, others park horses; but if you can
describe the sort of animal you want, I can soon tell you if I can suit
you."
"I did once see a horse," said Mr. Green, evidently calling up to his
recollection days long gone by; "I did once see a horse that made me say
to myself, 'There! if ever I ride on horseback, I should like to get
just such a horse as that.' It was gentleness and elegance personified.
It was a beautiful creature. It turned out its toes, just lifted one
foot above the other, with a kind of quick cross action, and then set
it down with such elegance and ease, that it seemed to trip along over
the ground, exactly like a dancing master. Proud was its bearing, head
up, and tail high," and Mr. Green most poetically described it in these
words:
"It brushed the morning dew,
And o'er the carpet flew,
With all becoming grace.
So gentle, and so nobly bred,
Give it alone its upshot head,
'Twould go at any pace."
"Sir, I perceive you are a poet."
"Not a bit of it. I only cut them out of the Poet's Corner, in the Star,
and I think the author's name was 'Anon;' but it mattered not as to who
was the author, it described the very horse; and I thought then, and I
think so still, that by a very short transposition it would suit my
wife, and perhaps many others. What think you, sir?"
"She brushed the evening dew,
And o'er the carpet flew,
With all becoming grace.
So gentle, and so nobly bred,
Give her alone her upshot head,
She'd go at any pace."
The Doctor and the dealer could not help laughing.
"I perceive, sir, you are a wag; if you are not a poet. I congratulate
you upon having so charming a creature for your wife; and I only wish I
may be able to suit you with as good a horse."
"Have you a horse of this description?"
"I have a mare exactly of that kind, and we call her the Daisy Cutter."
"Pray, let me see her."
"Shall I ride her, to show you her qualities?"
"If you please."
"Bring out the Daisy Cutter."
She was brought forth, and John soon set her off to advantage.
"Just the very thing! Just the very thing! Will you send her down to
Birmingham? I am not exactly in riding trim, or I would ride her down
myself."
The animal was paid for, sent home, and proved to be the very creature
suited to Mr. Green's case.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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