Geoffery Gambado : $b or, A simple remedy for hypochondriacism and melancholy splenetic humoursCobbold, Richard
General
Geoffery Gambado : $b or, A simple remedy for hypochondriacism and melancholy splenetic humours
Cobbold, Richard
Horsemanship -- England -- Fiction; Humorous stories
He rode his celebrated Rosenante every evening, and greatly improved in
bodily health. He actually became cheerful, and his wife blessed the
good Doctor Gambado for having restored her husband to himself again.
Alas! for human infirmities, or for human vagaries! One of the most
wonderful complaints of nervous hypochondriacism, was actually cured,
together with its cause, by a momentary spree.
One beautiful evening, the little man was riding in the gaiety of his
heart toward Aston Hall, visions of future greatness passing before his
eyes, when, just upon the greensward in front of the park gates, there
lay in his way a great black hog, on the very edge of the road. He
thought within himself, that he should like to take a leap smack over
the animal's back; and just looking round to see that no eye should
behold his spree, he gave his "Rosenante" an unwonted kick with his
heels.
She was certainly surprised at her master's unwonted action, and in the
spurt of the moment, cocked her tail, lifted her head, and quickened her
pace;--but whether she did not see the hog, or could not leap over it if
she did, she ran directly over the animal, and fell over it, awaking it
in a horrible fright to scamper grunting away;--but, alas! she pitched
her own head, and her master's head also, without his hat, upon the hard
road. They both went the whole hog. Mr. Green lay senseless on the road,
in a pool of blood, arising from the severity of the blow, which tore
away the whole scalp of the forehead, together with the entire wart or
excrescence which grew thereupon. His Rosenante affrighted, returned to
Birmingham,--was soon recognized,--and Mr. Green was soon carried
insensible to the hospital. He remained there some days, recovering
himself and his senses.
Thus the Daisy Cutter and his vagaries became a proverb in Birmingham.
And that which skill could not, or rather through nervous apprehension
was not, permitted to try, a black hog, one of the most unlikely things
in the world, was instrumental in effecting.
When spirits mount in cheerful glee,
Beware of leaping for a spree;
For sprees create a fall:
And when you leap alone in-cog,
Beware of going the whole hog;
Better not go at all.
Yet sometimes good from ill may spring,--
One spree may prove satiety:
If Daisy Cutters wisdom bring,
Rejoice in the variety.
CHAPTER XIV.
_A Horse with a Nose._
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