Geoffery Gambado : $b or, A simple remedy for hypochondriacism and melancholy splenetic humoursCobbold, Richard
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Geoffery Gambado : $b or, A simple remedy for hypochondriacism and melancholy splenetic humours
Cobbold, Richard
Horsemanship -- England -- Fiction; Humorous stories
He led him out,--rode him,--and Mr. Deuce asked the Doctor what his
price was. The Doctor said, "John, what did you say the horse was
worth?"
"Ninety guineas, sir, and not a farthing less. I would not let the
gentleman have him for one guinea less."
"Will you order him to be sent to my house on Blackheath?"
"Shall I ride him there now, and bring back your cheque?" said John
Tattsall.
"You may, if you please, my man."
John bowed, and after ascertaining the name of the abode, Billiter
house, Blackheath, he rode off.
"In what name, Doctor, shall I write the cheque?" for, presuming that
the Doctor was not professionally a horse dealer, though he considered
that he had bought the horse of him, he had a mind to see if he shrunk
at all from the responsibility.
The Doctor replied, "In the name of the very man who delivers him, John
Tattsall; and I hope the horse will suit you, sir, and do you good."
"There," said Mr. Deuce to his friend Ryecross, "what say you now to the
Doctor dealer? hey! Is not my deal with him this day sufficient to
convict him before any bench of Magistrates in all the counties of
England. If I do not take the shine out of this Doctor Gambado, then say
that Simon Deuce knows nothing of the law."
When they got home, the horse had arrived.
The cheque was written:
"Pay John Tattsall," &c. &c.
John touched his hat, walked off with his money, took a cab to
Lombard-street, got the cheque cashed; and called and thanked the Doctor
for his recommendation.
The very next day, the Doctor received a summons to answer the charge of
being a horse dealer without a licence for that purpose. The suit was
preferred in the name of Deuce _v._ Gambado.
Of course, all these things are put into regular process of law, with
which we shall not entertain the public. In due time, the case came on
in the proper court, and Mr. Deuce swore that he bought such a horse of
Doctor Gambado, and that the Doctor's servant, John Tattsall, delivered
the horse at Billiter-house, Blackheath. Samuel Ryecross was witness to
the transaction. The cheque was produced in court, and Mr. Deuce was
lauded very highly for his sense of justice in not allowing the
government to be defrauded, and more in not allowing that highly
respectable profession of M.D. F.R.S. to be a covering to the tricks and
degradation of a horse dealer without a licence.
Never, however, was Deuce more confounded in all his life, than by the
cross examination of Serjeant Sharp.
"Pray, sir, may I ask--Did you go to consult Doctor Gambado for any
complaint?"
"I went purposely, by the advice of my friend, Samuel Ryecross."
"For what purpose, Mr. Deuce?"
"To consult him."
"Were you ill at that time?"
"Decidedly not well."
"May I ask the nature of the complaint for which you consulted so
eminent a physician as Doctor Gambado?"
Mr. Deuce hesitated.
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