Geoffery Gambado : $b or, A simple remedy for hypochondriacism and melancholy splenetic humours — John Shaqi
Geoffery Gambado : $b or, A simple remedy for hypochondriacism and melancholy splenetic humoursCobbold, Richard
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Geoffery Gambado : $b or, A simple remedy for hypochondriacism and melancholy splenetic humours
Cobbold, Richard
Horsemanship -- England -- Fiction; Humorous stories
Few things gave greater offence in that day to the Faculty, than Dr.
Gambado's system of practice. He prescribed very little, if any,
medicine: he certainly gave none to those whom he considered did not
require it. He knew the power of a strong mind over a weak body, and
what too great fatigue of either would produce. He knew well, moreover,
the danger of entertaining too much imagination upon any complaint. He
was acknowledged by all to be well versed in the physical construction
of the human frame; and especially of that most complicated portion, the
nervous system, to which he had paid such scientific attention that his
_Vocabulary of Nervous Constitutions_ was his great work, that won
for him much scientific fame, and got him the honour of being elected
F.R.S. before he attained such practical success as made his fortune. He
did make a great fortune; and he was honest enough to confess that he
owed the enjoyment of it, if not the possession of it, entirely to a
Horse-dealer.
He was, himself, at one period of his life, so completely prostrated in
his own nervous system, that, from the crown of his head to the sole of
his feet, he was completely unstrung. He was constantly in the habit of
going to church with his wife and daughter, at St. Stephen's, Walbrook,
one of Sir Christopher Wren's most beautiful specimens of architecture;
but in his depression he shunned the company of those he loved best on
earth, and almost forsook his God and his duty, imagining himself
totally forsaken of Him and every friend. He had no pleasure in any
thing. His very profession was a burthen to him, and night and day he
did nothing but mope. What would have become of him, his wife and
daughter, his practice, his home, and his society, had he not, as he
used to say, met with an angel, in the shape of a horse-dealer?
He was strolling, one evening, in a very melancholy mood, down
Friday-street, not far from his own home, as he passed by the livery
stables of John _Tattsall_, as the name was then spelt. John knew the
doctor, and capped him with "A beautiful evening, sir."
The Doctor stopped, and looking very woefully in his face, said, "Yes,
John, very beautiful to those who are well."
"Yes sir, and to those who are sick, too; and I wish they could enjoy
it."
"John, I am very ill myself, and have been so for some time. I shall not
write many more prescriptions!"
"I hope you won't, sir; I hope you won't."
"Why so, John? why so?"
"Because you gentlemen prescribe so much advice, and so seldom follow
any good advice yourselves, that you are sure to die sooner than any
other men. You all know too much about other people, and very little
about yourselves."
"You are a blunt fellow, John; but I do not like you the less for that.
You once consulted me, did you not?"
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