Geoffery Gambado : $b or, A simple remedy for hypochondriacism and melancholy splenetic humoursCobbold, Richard
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Geoffery Gambado : $b or, A simple remedy for hypochondriacism and melancholy splenetic humours
Cobbold, Richard
Horsemanship -- England -- Fiction; Humorous stories
"Yes, sir, and you told me the truth; and I liked you all the better for
it. You told me plainly there was nothing the matter with me. 'Go home,'
you said, 'drink a glass of cold water just before you get into bed; and
if that do not do you more good than any medicine I can give you, then
come to me again, bring me another guinea, and I will give you the same
advice.' I did as you advised, and it was the best cold water cure that
ever was effected: I have never been ill since. But, Doctor, I have
heard that you are out of sorts. One good turn deserves another, and if
you will follow my advice, only for one week, you shall be a different
man to what you now are. You shall soon earn your hundreds; and only
give me one guinea in the hundred, and you will make my fortune and your
own too."
"What is your advice? I will agree to the terms."
"Well, Doctor, let me tell you the truth. You have done too
much,--studied too much,--wrote too much,--thought too much,--and have
overdone everything, and now find you can do nothing. You are fast
sinking into that lapsed condition in which you will soon become an
inmate of Bedlam, if you go on as you have done of late. You grow
enormously fat, and are getting like the pig in my stye, and will soon
be snoring, snoring, snoring, all day long, a plague to yourself and
everyone else. If you do not follow my advice, you will be a dead man
before you ever eat another Christmas turkey."
"What is it, John?"
"Ride out six miles on horseback, every morning at six o'clock,--and six
miles back again,--and that for six days; and if, at the end of that
time, your lethargic state is not improved, then say, John Tattsall is a
good-for-nothing humbug, and deserves to be well horsewhipped."
"But, John, I never rode on horseback in my life: never was in the habit
of it. I do not think I ever could."
"_Master, you must try, if you would not die._"
Now the Doctor did not like the thought of dying, though he had seen so
much of it when it touched others. A strange kind of nervous sensation
ran through him,--not through his veins, for he was one who wrote
against "vasicular nerves,"--but it ran through his system, as he
thought of John's words, "_Master, you must try, if you would not die._"
"Well John,--I will try,--but you must teach me!" "Come, master, that's
right; nothing like trying to amend our ways before it's too late, as
good Doctor Cassock said. So a good beginning, well followed up, and,
barring accident, I see no reason, Doctor, why you should not live for
forty years longer. You know well, that a man overworked, like any other
animal, is soon worn out; and a man who does no work, very soon dies.
Just come and look at a nice little Norway cob I have in my stable;
quiet and gentle as a lamb. A very few turns down my ride, will give you
a seat in the saddle, and you shall be again a happy man."
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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