Geoffery Gambado : $b or, A simple remedy for hypochondriacism and melancholy splenetic humoursCobbold, Richard
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Geoffery Gambado : $b or, A simple remedy for hypochondriacism and melancholy splenetic humours
Cobbold, Richard
Horsemanship -- England -- Fiction; Humorous stories
The Doctor got into the saddle that very evening; and nobody saw him,
but John; and if the stable boys peeped out and smiled, they got a
little back-handed tip with their master's whip, and were glad to hide
their diminished heads in the straw. He went home a little more
cheerful; played a game of backgammon with his wife, and kissed the
cheek of his only child Kate, and seemed a little better. To the
surprise of his family, he ordered hot water into his dressing-room, at
half-past five in the morning; and, of course, it was thought he was
going to take a journey. He did so; but when he went out, he said, "I
shall breakfast at half-past eight o'clock."
So the Doctor took a six miles' tour every morning, for six days. He
improved daily; and though he rode very awkwardly at first, holding on
by the reins, and keeping his brow bent and his eye intent upon the
Norway Cob's ears, his daily exercise did him a world of good; and
before the week was out, he began to find himself a different creature.
At the end of the week, he gave John Tattsall fifty guineas for the Cob;
and a friendship, founded upon mutual accommodation, subsisted between
them, to the day of their deaths.
So was a horse-dealer made an angel or messenger of health to the
mournful spirit or unstrung nerves of Doctor Geoffery Gambado. He had
the honesty to own it. The Doctor perfectly recovered his right mind and
bodily health; and, like a wise man, who well knows that the same thing
which does him good may do others the same, he took more patients to
John Tattsall's livery stables than he ever sent to the sea side, to
Madeira, to Buxton, or to Margate, Ramsgate, or any other gate
whatsoever. John kept horses to suit all comers and all customers, and
found Doctor Gambado the most grateful of all, because he always owned
that, beneath a good Providence, he did him great good.
The Doctor's fame rapidly increased with the increase of his health. He
soon became the very first Physician in nervous complaints. He knew the
cause of nervous degeneracy,--no man better. He recommended Tattsall to
all such patients as he found likely to be benefitted by him; and they
were not a few. His letters, if they could be collected, would be found
as direct to the point as the Wellington despatches.
"John,--I want just such a horse as cured me, to cure an old fool
like myself.
Yours, &c.--GAMBADO."
John, like a well-tutored chemist, understood the peculiar character of
the Doctor's prescriptions, which, unlike a quack's, were generally
written in a plain, legible hand, without any _ad captandum_ humbug.
John had horses from twenty-five to five-hundred guineas each.
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