German fiction -- Translations into English; Short stories
"I, heir to such an endless stream of prose," my colleague
continued, "am defeated by my foe and by him led astray each time he
peeps over the horizon despite all my efforts to resist him. I am an
idealist in politics and a poet in the conduct of my household
affairs. I can see the time coming when I'll be keeping my books of
account in hexameters and ottave rime. I'm a stickler for sentiment
and cosiness in the course of an hour, and--colleague! colleague!--
my women, my ladies don't understand me, don't latch on to me.
That's the reason that my nerves are so shattered and the reason why
at their instigation (the instigation of my wife and daughter, I
mean) I have been brought here to Westerland, and now please do me
the honour of coming home with me. It's gradually starting to get
very cool."
He had linked me--with delicacy--and we walked arm in arm over the
moonlit heathland of Sylt. Never in my life had I with such a poetic
Prussian circuit judge strode out hip to hip. He, my exalted
colleague, declaimed poetry in an ever louder voice. He showed a
truly staggering well-readness in both German and foreign lyricism.
Poems addressed to the moon gave way to hymns to freedom and songs
of battle against all kinds of enemies both thinkable and
unthinkable. Tropical landscapes and mood pictures gave way to
stanzas taken from familiar and unfamiliar ballads and romances of
every historical and non-historical type of content. Löhnefinke was
sublime and his enemy, the moon, could really take pleasure in him.
But, being in this state, he would have aroused in more than one of
his and my superiors not only moral but also physical disgust. In
the distance to the north the revolving light of the lighthouse at
Kampen blinked like the eye of a mocker, who draws the attention of
those around him to something hilarious. The sheep out on the heath,
over whose leashes or retaining ropes we stumbled, stood up and
looked after us astonished and amazed.
In this way we got nearer and nearer to the village of Westerland,
but before we reached it we were called to and, to all appearances
visible and audible, were torn in the nicest possible way out of our
dreamy moonlight wandering by night back to reality. Fortunately
neither of us fell off the roof.
As if made out of moonbeams there stood before us on a knoll of the
heath an uncommonly dainty and graceful female form and a quite
charming female face bowed to us in the moonlight and looked
phenomenally pretty. Whether Circuit Judge Löhnefinke from
Gross-Fauhlenberg had a charming face I cannot say, but he possessed
a modest, in a way quite jovial face and his enthusiasm of the last
few hours had embellished it. So I was all the more surprised by the
expression with which he looked at his lovely daughter. Instead of
becoming happier and even more cheerful, his features suddenly went
slack and immediately transformed themselves into a cross between
sullen and peevish.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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