German fiction -- Translations into English; Short stories
It was clear to me, juridically clear, that I was in the presence of
a madman and, quickly composing myself, I thought over how, under
such circumstances, I ought to behave towards him. Should I abandon
the man to his fate, unable as I was to change one iota of his
idiosyncratic imaginings, and leave it up to his keepers to capture
him, or should I strike up a conversation with him and, at the risk
of ending up having unpleasant differences of opinion in the
process, try to get a better understanding of his situation?
As a human being I should have preferred the former; as a lawyer and
a criminologist I opted for the latter. I yielded to temptation and
carried on talking to him.
"My dear fellow," I said, "if you believe that being under an
umbrella will protect you against your enemy, please make use of
mine. Take my arm."
I had already opened up the silk umbrella and the lunatic had jumped
up in the air with a joyful shout.
"Heaven, sir, has led me here to you!"
He took hold of my arm and, tipping his hat to me, said:
"Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Löhnefinke, Circuit Judge
to the Royal Court of Prussia at Gross-Fauhlenberg in the province
of..."
I sprang away from him dumbfounded:
"That isn't possible!"
"Sir?"
"You? You, who to escape the moon rising just dashed headfirst down
that sand dune at the risk of breaking your neck, you are Circuit
Judge Löhnefinke? It isn't possible!"
"But I am he! If you can call it a pleasure, I do have the pleasure
of being the person so named."
I mastered myself with difficulty inasmuch as I now had this to say
to myself, namely that it was beyond all doubt now that I was in the
presence of a madman with more than one fixed idea. The unfortunate
wretch does not just see the moon as his enemy, but sees himself as
someone else.
"Yes, my name is Löhnefinke and I would consider it an honour if you
would now acquaint me with yours."
What could I do? I introduced myself and gave my name and title.
The lunatic immediately tipped his hat to me again, grasped my hand,
shook it warmly and said:
"Oh, my dear colleague, see how fate brings people together!
Quarter of an hour ago I wouldn't even have dreamt of it, truly. So
we've known each other now for a good length of time. Cast your mind
back! Did we not in the case of Johann Peter Müller, the self-styled
leader of the gypsies from Langensalza, exchange rulings and engage
in professional correspondence? You do remember that case, don't
you? Oh, how pleased it makes me!"
Was it a dream or was it reality? Was this man crazy or was it me?
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