German fiction -- Translations into English; Short stories
This was indeed how things stood and I could remember quite clearly
there and then all my correspondence with the Royal Prussian Court
of Justice in Gross-Fauhlenberg. And my singular companion (already
we were walking next to each other) did not stop at simply stating
these facts, no. He immediately immersed himself in all the finer
details of the case in point, setting out verbally all the
considerations that he had previously put in writing and I answered
him as if there were really no more doubt as far as I was concerned
that he really was the Royal Prussian court official he claimed to
be and really was called Löhnefinke. The full moon had in the
meantime climbed up in the sky to the east of us and was shining
directly down on our heads without my companion being in the least
concerned about it. Strolling towards the bathing beach of
Westerland arm in arm we became more and more absorbed in talking
shop and let the moon shine down as much as it liked. We had almost
reached the men's bathing huts and were nearing the steps that lead
up from the beach to the top of the dunes when my colleague, who,
despite his earlier exaltation had just shown himself to be an
extremely clear and perceptive legal mind, all of a sudden, getting
stuck in the sand, looked round, looked up and, becoming as pale as
a ghost, groaned:
"Ye gods, we're back in the middle of it again!"
No doubt about it--we were back in the middle of it again. The
fixed idea grabbed hold of the poor man afresh as he hysterically
and anxiously pulled my outstretched umbrella down so that it rested
on his hat and I could do nothing more for Circuit Judge Löhnefinke
than to tighten my grip on his elbow and to speak to the squirming
and struggling man in an admonitory tone of voice:
"But my dear sir, please! Compose yourself! Compose yourself!
This crackpot behaviour of yours is too much. How has this harmless
source of light actually wronged you? Or what have you done to wrong
it? Show some sense and convince yourself of this: this innocent
satellite shows no sign whatsoever of falling on our heads."
"My head hurts! My head hurts!" groaned the judge, holding the part
of the body in question with both hands.
"Come on now. Nobody's chasing you. Nobody's after you. Your
reaction is quite unnecessary. Don't take what I say amiss."
"Nobody? Nobody?" groaned Löhnefinke.
"Nobody! I'll tell you what--let's go up there. We'll find people
in that restaurant, conviviality, some beverage or other to cheer us
up and definitely a paraffin lamp which will put your enemy, male or
female, in the shade."
"Paraffin!" Löhnefinke muttered to himself, catching hold of and
holding onto the word like a guilty man in the high court a cry of
'Amnesty'?
"Listen. There's still a brass band playing up there. How about we
sit down for a while to imbibe a glass of grog and..."
"...wait for the moon to go down? Yes. That would be the right
thing to do."
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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