One night, near twelve o'clock, a shrewd tradesman, looking out of his shopdoor before he turned into bed, heard a cry which proceeded from a bundle on the pavement. This he discovered to be an infant wrapt in a potato-sack. He was quick enough to observe that it had been deftly laid over a line chiselled across the pavement to the corner of his house, which line he knew to be the boundary between his own parish of St. Simon Magus and the adjacent parish of St. Bartimeus. He took note, being a business man, of the exact position of the child's body in relation to this line, and then conveyed it to the workhouse of the other parish. PART III. WHAT THE PARISH DID WITH HIM. I.--Parochial Knots--to be untied without prejudice. The infant borne to the workhouse of St. Bartimeus was Ginx's Baby. When he had been placed on the floor of the matron's room, and examined by the master, that official turned to the unwelcome bearer of the burden. “Did you find this child?” “Yes.” “Where?” “Lying opposite my shop in Nether Place.” “What's your name?” “Doll.” “Oh! you're the cheesemonger. Your shop's on the other side of the boundary, in the other parish. The child ought not to come here; it doesn't belong to us.” “Yes it does: it wasn't on my side of the line.” “But it was in front of your house?” “Well, the line runs crossways: it don't follow the child was in our parish.” “Oh, nonsense! there's no doubt about it! We can't take the child in. You must carry it away again.” Mr. Snigger turned to leave the room. “Wait a bit, sir,” said Mr. Doll; “I shall leave the child here, and you can do as you like with it. It ain't mine, at all events. I say it lay in your parish; and if you don't look after it you may be the worse of it. The coroner's sure to try to earn his fees. Good-night.” He hurried from the room. “Stop!” shouted the master, “I say: I don't accept the child. You leave it here at your own risk. We keep it without prejudice, remember--without prejudice, sir!--without----” Mr. Doll was in the street and out of hearing. II.--A Board of Guardians. The Guardians of St. Bartimeus met the day after Mr. Doll's clever stratagem. Among other business was a report from the master of the workhouse that a child, name unknown, found by Mr. Doll, cheesemonger, of Nether Place, in the Parish of St. Simon Magus, opposite his shop, and, as he alleged, on the nearer side of the parish boundary, had been left at the workhouse, and was now in the custody of the matron. The Guardians were not accustomed to restrain themselves, and did not withhold the expression of their indignation upon this announcement. As Mr. Doll had himself been a guardian of St. Simon Magus, it was clear to their impartial minds that he was trying by a trick to foist a bastard--perhaps his own--on the wrong parish. Mr. Cheekey, a licensed victualler, moved that the master's report be put under the table. Mr. Slinkum, draper, seconded the motion.