Goat Alley: A Tragedy of Negro LifeCulbertson, Ernest Howard
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Goat Alley: A Tragedy of Negro Life
Culbertson, Ernest Howard
African Americans -- Drama; American drama -- 20th century; Tragedies (Drama); Washington (D.C.) -- Drama
Lemme have it.
LUCY BELLE (_measuring him with a withering glare_)
Fo’ Gawd sakes--! Listen ter yo’--!
CHICK
Go ahaid!
LUCY BELLE
Is yo’ crazy--?
CHICK
I only be in it free days a week--an’ I’ll pay yo’ twict as much as
Pocher.
LUCY BELLE
Don’ care ef yo’ pays me five times as much.
CHICK
W’at’s de mattah wid yo’? I ain’ got smallpox or nuffin’ like dat--
LUCY BELLE
Yo’ knows I ain’ gwine ter let yo’ have dat room.
CHICK
Don’ like mah looks--huh?
LUCY BELLE (_With a laugh_)
Sho’--dat’s it. Waitin’ fo’ a bettah lookin’ man ter come ’long.
CHICK (_with an explosive laugh_)
Nevah did have no luck wid de ladies.
LUCY BELLE (_in the same spirit_)
Ain’ gwine ter till yo’ git anoder face.
(_Chick nods and chuckles._)
CHICK (_at length, seriously_)
Luce--listen ter me--
LUCY BELLE
Chick Avery, lay off wid dat nonsense--
CHICK
I gits so lonesome--
LUCY BELLE (_shaking her head and scowling_)
Nuffin’ doin’.
CHICK
Jes’ till I fin’s a room ’roun’ dis neighborhood dat suit me.
LUCY BELLE (_with mock ferocity_)
Yo’ wan’ me ter bus’ yo’ in de eye?
CHICK
Ain’ I yo’ frien’--?
LUCY BELLE (_nodding_)
Sho’ yo’ is! An’ I wan’s yo’ ter stay mah frien’.
(_Chick grins and shakes his head, as though he regarded her as an
extremely difficult person to understand._)
CHICK (_breaking into song_)
“Yo’ kin break mah bones,
Wid sticks an’ stones,
But I’se gwine ter live anahow till I die.”
LUCY BELLE
Yo’ oughter be singin’ fo’ a livin’--’stead-a barbarin’.
CHICK
Dat’s w’at ev’body tell me.
(_They both laugh explosively. Lucy Belle sits down._)
CHICK (_at length_)
Enjoyed yo’se’f at dat dance at de Mawnin’ Star, did’n’ yo’?
LUCY BELLE
Sho’ did--!
CHICK
Glad yo’ wen’, now, ain’ yo’?
LUCY BELLE
I reckon so.
CHICK
Yo’ knows so!
LUCY BELLE
Anaway yo’ says.
CHICK
Had ter beg yo’ long nuff ter git yo’ ter go.
LUCY BELLE
I was’n’ feelin’ so good jes’ den.
CHICK
’Noder dance up dere Saturday night.
LUCY BELLE
Yo’ don’ say--
CHICK
Big or-_kes_tra an’ plenty ter drink.
LUCY BELLE
Yo’ gwine--?
CHICK
Sho’! Wan’ ter go?
LUCY BELLE
Kain’t.
CHICK (_impatiently_)
Sho’ yo’ kin. (_She shakes her head._) W’at’s de mattah wid yo’?
LUCY BELLE
Not dis time.
CHICK
Why not? Is yo’ sick?
LUCY BELLE
I ain’ feelin’ jes’ right.
CHICK
Dat’s wa’t yo’ needs--ter git out an’ have a good time.
LUCY BELLE
I know--
CHICK
Yo’ wan’ ter quit wukkin’ so steady.
LUCY BELLE
Tell me somefin’ I don’ know.
CHICK
Why don’ yo’--?
LUCY BELLE
Why don’ I quit breafin’?
CHICK
Yo’ look ten yeahs younger at dat las’ dance.
LUCY BELLE (_with a deprecating laugh_)
Wish I thought so.
CHICK
I’m tellin’ yo’ so!
LUCY BELLE
Did’n’ feel no ten yeahs younger w’en I gits out on dat flo’.
CHICK
’Noder one up dere free weeks from nex’ Saturday.
LUCY BELLE
Dat so?
CHICK
Come on an’ go ter dat.
LUCY BELLE (_rising_)
Kain’t, Chick.
CHICK (_sliding off the table_)
Gwine ter stick home yere--all de time?
LUCY BELLE
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