Good-bye to all that : $b An autobiography — John Shaqi
Good-bye to all that : $b An autobiographyGraves, Robert
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Good-bye to all that : $b An autobiography
Graves, Robert
Authors, English -- 20th century -- Biography; Graves, Robert, 1895-1985; World War, 1914-1918 -- Personal narratives, British
At the age of eighteen my mother was sent to England as companion to
a lonely old woman who had befriended my grandmother when she was
an orphan. For seventeen years she waited hand and foot on this old
lady, who for the last few years was perfectly senile. When she finally
died, my mother determined to go to India, after a short training as a
medical missionary. This ambition was baulked by her meeting my father,
a widower with five children; it was plain to her that she could do as
good work on the home-mission field.
About the other side of my family. The Graves’ have a pedigree that
dates back to the Conquest, but is good as far as the reign of Henry
VII. Colonel Graves, the regicide, who was Ireton’s chief of horse, is
claimed as the founder of the Irish branch of the family. Limerick was
its centre. There were occasional soldiers and doctors in it, but they
were collaterals; in the direct male line was a sequence of rectors,
deans, and bishops. The Limerick Graves’ have no ‘hands’ or mechanical
sense; instead they have a wide reputation as conversationalists. In
those of my relatives who have the family characteristics most strongly
marked, unnecessary talk is a nervous disorder. Not bad talk as talk
goes; usually informative, often witty, but it goes on and on and
on and on and on. The von Ranke’s have, I think, little mechanical
aptitude either. It is most inconvenient to have been born into the
age of the internal-combustion engine and the electric dynamo and to
have no sympathy with them; a push bicycle, a primus stove, and an army
rifle mark the bounds of my mechanical capacity.
My grandfather, on this side, was Protestant Bishop of Limerick. He had
eight, or was it ten, children. He was a little man and a remarkable
mathematician; he first formulated some theory or other of spherical
conics. He was also an antiquary, and discovered the key to ancient
Irish Ogham script. He was hard and, by reputation, far from
generous. A gentleman and a scholar, and respected throughout the
countryside on that account. He and the Catholic Bishop were on the
very best terms. They cracked Latin jokes at each other, discussed fine
points of scholarship, and were unclerical enough not to take their
religious differences too seriously.
When I was in Limerick as a soldier of the garrison some twenty-five
years after my grandfather’s death, I heard a lot about Bishop Graves
from the townsfolk. The Catholic Bishop had once joked him about the
size of his family, and my grandfather had retorted warmly with the
text about the blessedness of the man who has his quiver full of
arrows, to which the Catholic answered briefly and severely: ‘The
ancient Jewish quiver only held six.’ My grandfather’s wake, they said,
was the longest ever seen in the town of Limerick; it stretched from
the cathedral right down O’Connell Street and over Sarsfield Bridge,
and I do not know how many miles Irish beyond. He blessed me when I was
a child, but I do not remember that.
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