Graham's Magazine, Vol. XIX, No. 5, November 1841Various
General
Graham's Magazine, Vol. XIX, No. 5, November 1841
Various
Literature -- Periodicals; Literature, Modern -- 19th century -- Periodicals
It could not be supposed that things should continue in this state
forever. Accordingly a number of the more aged inhabitants having put
their heads together, it was thought advisable to devise some energetic
measures to relieve themselves of his ghostship. Whereupon every man
stuck his pipe in his mouth, and set to smoking and thinking with great
energy and decision. After due reflection, various measures were
proposed, but none so feasible as that proposed by ’Squire Hany, who
having a pipe about a foot longer than any of the others, came to the
sagest conclusion.
His proposal was in substance, that a meeting be called on the next
evening, and that a committee should be appointed to watch the ghost,
and if possible, to shoot through him with silver bullets; when, it was
affirmed, he would dissolve into thin air at once. And lest the ghost
should be aroused to commit some deed of dire interest, as soon as the
news of these hostile proceedings reached his ears, it was thought
advisable that all the inhabitants should close their doors at sundown,
nail horse shoes over them, and, to save candles if not their necks,
they should go to bed at dark.
A large meeting of the indignant inhabitants, in accordance with this
decision, assembled at “The Green Tree,” when, after calling “Stoffel
Burger” to the chair, the following resolutions, which had been drawn up
with great care and precision for the occasion, were unanimously
adopted:—
[1]“_Resolved_, That a committee of eight be appointed _to shoot the
ghost_.”
“_Resolved_, That Stoffel Burger be chairman of the committee to point
him out, so that the silver bullets be not thrown away, and also, to
save powder, that _nobody shall shoot the ghost till they see him_.”
To the first branch of this resolution Stoffel felt inclined to demur,
and said that as he had already been choked by the ghost, he would
rather not get in his clutches again. The meeting, however, had made up
their minds—as most town meetings generally do—before hand, and would
hear of no excuse. It was therefore further
“_Resolved_, That the meeting defray the expenses of the committee,
provided they follow instructions, and that all the inhabitants be
commanded to nail horse shoes over their doors, so that the ghost may be
shot down without mercy.”
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