Graham's Magazine, Vol. XIX, No. 5, November 1841Various
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Graham's Magazine, Vol. XIX, No. 5, November 1841
Various
Literature -- Periodicals; Literature, Modern -- 19th century -- Periodicals
We said the resolutions were unanimously adopted, but there was one
young gentleman who, in the outset, stoutly opposed them, but who,
nevertheless, afterwards gave them his hearty support. He was a good
looking fellow, about five feet ten in height, with a piercing black
eye, a most intelligent face, and a whisker trimmed with such exquisite
taste that every girl of the village would take a peep out of the corner
of her eye and admire them while passing. His tongue, too, was as
slippery as an eel, and he could say the softest and most honied words
in a way that actually put the stout Dutch phrases completely out of
tune. Nevertheless, he spoke German like a book, and no man could exceed
him in driving a bargain, so that, having come from a German settlement
in the east, he went by the name of “The Dutch Yankee.” He never
obtruded his advice in any case, and only suggested in this, “whether
these hostile proceedings might not inflame the anger of the ghost, and
lead to hot work.”
The valor of the meeting, however, was too highly inflamed to listen for
a moment to prudential hints, when they had the iron argument of horse
shoes ready in case of danger, so that after selecting the committee and
charging them to “be true to their country in this sudden and trying
emergency, and to meet promptly the next evening and perform their
duty,” the meeting adjourned.
On the following evening the committee accordingly met at “The Green
Tree,” armed to the teeth, each man having, in addition to his musket
charged with the fatal bullet, a long butcher knife to be ready for
extremities. The host of “The Green Tree” was in excellent spirits, and
the committee resolved at once to be so too if it could be done by dint
of good liquor. So in order to be prepared for the fierce encounter, and
to strengthen his nerves, each man knocked off his half-pint at the
outset. And as the generous inhabitants had agreed to pay expenses,
there could be no harm, so thought both the committee and the host, in
drinking another, and as each felt braver the more he drank, the
experiment was repeated in homœopathic doses until the hour of twelve,
when, we will venture to assert, a stouter hearted set of men never set
out on a perilous expedition.
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