Graham's Magazine, Vol. XL, No. 5, May 1852Various
General
Graham's Magazine, Vol. XL, No. 5, May 1852
Various
Literature -- Periodicals; Literature, Modern -- 19th century -- Periodicals
This will be sad news, indeed; for although your true dandy riots in
coats and variety of apparel which the world can see, he is generally
rather short in those articles which every one is presumed to have, but
which are not visible to the public eye. Perhaps the freezing of the
indispensables which the landlady brings him may put him to serious
inconvenience. If so, it must be borne. That will not be the least of
his troubles. The necessity of being particular about his whiskers, is
by no means the greatest of the cares which annoy him. Hours are daily
spent in the study of neck-cloths, the experimental philosophy of
dress-coats, the spindleizing of thin legs, and the tightening of
pantaloons. Those are home employments to which it is only necessary to
allude. The real business of the day commences when the fop, about
twelve o’clock, emerges for a walk on the south side of Chestnut street.
Here he is noted for those particularities of dress which are his own
glory, and “the badge of all his tribe.” Perhaps he meets one of his
associates, and arm-in-arm they mince their way along, talking of Miss
So-and-so’s party, or the “insufferable stupidity” of some who have not
as many coats as themselves; simpering and twaddling, thus their
movements may be varied by manœuvres which are indescribably odd. The
unmeaning faces which have for some time been expressive of nothing but
inanity, will suddenly become o’erspread with an appearance of
semi-consciousness, as some dashing belle approaches. By a movement
simultaneous and sudden, both exquisites will make a jerking bend of the
body from the hips upward—their right hands will be raised to their
hats; by the time the lady has passed them, and proceeded six feet in
the opposite direction, their beavers will be lifted from their noddles
at least twelve inches, held extended a moment, and by the time the
belle is twenty feet off, returned to the craniums on which they rested,
and the delighted couple pass onward, supposing they have made genteel
bows. None but those who have seen a first-rate fop publicly salute a
lady of his acquaintance, can have an idea of the ludicrous character of
his movements, and the comical nature of the entire manœuvre.
But the twain at length, tire of their promenade and adjourn to some
fashionable drinking saloon for a “whiskey skin,” or a “brandy plain.”
Still they must have amusement, and they accordingly determine to try
their skill at billiards—a gentlemanly game, which will not fatigue
their weak muscles or agitate their delicate nerves. The mysteries of
this diversion, like the oddities of backgammon, are well calculated to
puzzle the uninformed mind. It would, perhaps, be irreverent to compare
it to marbles, that fascination of youth, yet it resembles it much,
though sooth to say, it is not as readily understood by the unlearned.
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