Great Jehoshaphat and Gully Dirt!Smith, Jewell Ellen
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Great Jehoshaphat and Gully Dirt!
Smith, Jewell Ellen
American fiction -- 20th century
Mister Ward hauled off and hit Papa so quick it knocked him down! He
straightened up and gave him back a big wallop!
"This ain't nothing to fight over, Ward!"
"I ain't gonna fight. I'm just gonna knock hell outta you!"
Next minute they were down in the middle of the floor, fighting like
all get out, rolling over and over! Both of them jumped up! Down on the
floor they sprawled again—but just for a second. Mister Ward leaped
behind the heater, but Papa went at him and started banging him to
pieces! Mister Ward grabbed Papa's arms and threw him against the wall.
His head hit the side of the phone, and he slid to the floor, blood
running out of his nose! Mister Ward jumped on Papa! More blood came
streaking across his face from a gash by his ear!
I had to do something!
I thought of the time Mama dashed cold water on some fighting dogs to
make them quit, so I ran for the water bucket. The thing was slam
empty! Then I saw the coal oil drum. I snatched the measuring can off
its hook and dipped up all the oil it would hold!
By the time I could get to Papa and Mister Ward, Papa was just lying on
the floor doing nothing! And Mister Ward was astraddle of him, beating
his head with both fists!
Mister Ward hadn't seen me, so I ran up close and splashed the oil on
him! I didn't mean for it to go in his eyes and ears, but that's where
it all landed. He screamed and grabbed at his face!
"God A'mighty! You little devil! Tryin' to blind me?"
He jumped up. Before I could run around the heater, he yanked up a
chair and threw it at me. I ducked. The chair crashed against the
stovepipe and it fell tumbling from the ceiling. Two joints hit right
across Mister Ward's shoulders; the other rolled toward Papa. Soot flew
everywhere. But not on me! I was already under the candy counter.
Papa was coming to. He caught hold of the piece goods counter and
dragged himself to his feet. But quick as Mister Ward could kick the
stovepipe out of his way, he rammed his head at Papa's stomach and
tried to knock him down again.
Papa jumped to one side and whirled back around. He leaped at Mister
Ward, giving him a shove that sent him skidding through the front door
and out onto the porch!
"Get out, you drunken wretch!"
Mister Ward scrambled to his knees, then up to his feet, and staggered
back toward us. To keep from falling he had to grab hold of the door
facing.
"God damn you, Mister Jodie! You'll pay for this! I'll get both y'all!
Ain't no little bowlegged witch gonna put my eyes out and get away with
it!"
I was afraid he was coming right back inside, but he didn't. He sort of
shook himself and stumbled out to his horse. He had a hard time
climbing into the saddle, but, when he finally made it, he turned round
and shouted at Papa: "You gonna rue the day your little witch was
born!"
Chapter 3
When Protracted Meeting time came, it was like Preaching Sunday every
day, morning and night. God willing, it would go on two full weeks,
Brother Milligan said.
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