Great Jehoshaphat and Gully Dirt!Smith, Jewell Ellen
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Great Jehoshaphat and Gully Dirt!
Smith, Jewell Ellen
American fiction -- 20th century
Getting to put on my frilly, thin dresses and my best bloomers and two
starched underskirts and new white ribbed stockings was fun. But having
to squeeze my feet into shoes and then sit still on a church bench two
times a day was awful.
Everybody in Drake Eye Springs dressed up in Sunday clothes and came to
the meeting; that is, everybody except the Baileys and the Lawsons.
Mama said Mister Wes Bailey and Miss Lida Belle were sure making a
mistake, not bringing Addie Mae and their three boys. Everybody had
known beforehand that Ward Lawson wouldn't darken the church door or
hitch up a wagon so Miss Ophelia, their young'uns, and Miss Dink could
attend services.
During the second week of the meeting, we were late getting off to
church one night because, while Mama and Papa were getting dressed,
they whispered so long about Mister Ward. Papa was real bothered about
something Mister Ward might do. And Mama kept saying, "Jodie, please
don't you do anything drastic! You'd just make bad matters a heap
worse."
Papa slipped on his good shirt and told her, "What gets my goat is that
he's started telling all over the settlement that I didn't fight him
fair and square. Says I yelled for the baby to pour that coal oil on
him. That makes me so mad I could kill him! To hear him tell it, I
started the fight. He's hell-bent on getting revenge!"
"Shh, Jodie, don't forget who's sitting right behind you, buttoning up
her shoes."
That was me. And I was having a hard time with my shoes.
"Mama, can I go barefooted tonight? Just one time?"
"Not to Protracted Meeting!"
So I wore my squeezing shoes again.
Mama said I could get a lot out of the meeting if I'd only listen to
what was going on. I tried listening, but I didn't get a thing. I found
out, though, that at the night services, when Brother Milligan finally
got through preaching and stepped down in front of the pulpit and said,
"The doors of this church are now open," it didn't mean we could all
walk out the door and go home! It meant the time had come for the bad
sinners to go to the mourners' bench with their heads hanging down.
Everybody else would stand up and sing the song about "Poor sinner,
harden not your heart … and close thine eyes against the Light." We'd
sing it over and over for them—four or five times.
Some nights half a dozen would go up the aisle and shake the preacher's
hand. He'd ask them if they believed in Jesus and wanted to be baptized
and join the church, and each one would nod his head. They would then
sit down on the bench, and everybody except me would be glad and happy.
While we sang another song, the grownups who already belonged to the
church would line up and shake hands with the sinners. That, the
preacher said, was "giving the right hand of Christian fellowship."
Other nights nobody would even look toward the mourners' bench, no
matter how loud the preacher called them to come or how long we sang.
Those nights we got to go home early, and that made me glad and happy.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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