Great Jehoshaphat and Gully Dirt!Smith, Jewell Ellen
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Great Jehoshaphat and Gully Dirt!
Smith, Jewell Ellen
American fiction -- 20th century
"She's fine as silk!" Mama held my homemade doll out at arm's length,
looking first at her purple dress and the freckle dots on her face, and
then at her long, soft legs. Sookie's legs were turned up at the ends
and made black so she'd look like she had on Sunday shoes.
"Bandershanks, this is the kind of girl you want to be: one who wears
her smile all day long!" She handed Sookie Sue back to me.
Mama stood up straight again and started toward the kitchen. I followed
her.
"Me and you've got lots to do today, Bandershanks."
"What?"
"First thing is to finish working up the light-bread dough, else it
won't have time to rise once, much less twice."
"Mama, can I shake the sifter?"
"Sure. Soon as I dip the flour outta the barrel. Hon, you better lay
your doll on the bed, or you'll get her all mussed up."
I had hardly put Sookie to sleep and crawled up on the end of Mama's
cook table when the phone started ringing—two longs and a short.
"Mama, it's our ring! Lemme answer it! Lemme, Mama! Please!"
"All right. Hurry. I'll be in there soon as I wash this sticky dough
off my fingers. I can't imagine who—"
I couldn't wait for Mama to finish whatever she'd started to say. I
dropped the sifter, jumped off the table, and streaked up the hall
toward the front room. The phone kept ringing.
As soon as I could push a chair over to the wall I climbed on it and
started jerking at the cord on the ear piece. That stopped the ringing.
Then, by standing on tiptoe, I managed to yank the hearing thing all
the way off its hook.
"Hello!" I hollered up into the mouth cup.
"Hello? Hello? Who's this?"
"It's me!"
"Who?"
"Me! I mean—"
"Call your ma to the phone, honey. This is Mister Hawk Lumpkin. I gotta
tell her somethin'."
Grandpa had said lots of times that Mister Hawk couldn't hear it
thunder.
"Here's my mama," I screeched.
I handed Mama the ear thing, but she didn't put it against her head.
Mister Hawk was yelling so loud she didn't even have to hold it close.
"Hello! Mister Hawk? This is Nannie."
"Nannie? Say, Nannie, send one of your young'uns out to Thad's house
and tell him if he wants to see a automobile to get down to the road.
One just passed, headed that way! Tell Thad he'll have to make haste
'cause that fellow must be hittin' twenty or twenty-five miles a hour!"
"Yes, sir, Mister Hawk, I'll tell Pa."
He must have hung up, for Mama stopped talking.
"Run out to Grandpa's and tell him Mister Hawk called and said—"
"I heard him, Mama. I'm going."
"Don't you make a lotta racket and bother Grandma Ming. I'll go call
Wiley."
I didn't want to use the front doorsteps; it was easier to run to the
end of the porch and jump off. Besides, that put me right at the gate
between our yard and Grandpa's yard. In a second I was on his porch and
standing right by his rocking chair.
Grandpa was sitting in the hot sunshine, his hat tilted down over his
eyes and his _Gazette_ spread out across his knees. I could hear him
snoring, loud.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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