Great Jehoshaphat and Gully Dirt!Smith, Jewell Ellen
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Great Jehoshaphat and Gully Dirt!
Smith, Jewell Ellen
American fiction -- 20th century
"Hold on now a minute, son. Don't interrupt when anybody's talking.
'Specially if it's somebody a good bit older than you are. We'll let
you have your say in a few minutes."
"Yes, sir."
After that, Wiley seemed to really try to stay quiet. Papa went on
talking.
"That automobile created quite a stir. Doctor Elton had walked down to
the store, and I was out on the porch, talking to him. Old Black Idd
was sitting there peddling his shoulder sack of parched peanuts. When
that automobile pulled up nearly to the edge of the store porch, I
thought Idd would fall outta his chair! I reckon it was the first
automobile he'd ever seen so close.
"Well, the driver stepped down outta the thing and came up on the
porch. Said his name was Hicks. I told him mine, and we shook hands. I
made him acquainted with Doctor Elton. Then we passed the time of day.
I figured he must be some of Ward's kinfolks, but he wasn't. You
oughta've seen Ward. He was in his glory, all sweetness and light. He
had this fellow Hicks thinking I was his best friend. Finally, Hicks
got around to saying he was from off down in Louisiana somewhere—I
forget the name of the place. He wanted to know if I had any gasoline
for sale. 'Course I told him no, that I didn't have any calls for it.
He said he figured he could make it to the next town with what gasoline
was still in his tank. That was a real odd tank, Pa. Sorta oval shaped,
and sitting up behind the seat. First one I've seen like that."
"Yeah, I noticed that tank myself."
"This Mister Hicks tried to explain a few things about his automobile
to me and the doctor, but Ward kept running his big mouth. Then the
crowd started gathering. After that, Hicks couldn't explain nothing."
"That's when I got there, wasn't it, Papa?"
"Yes, Wiley. And Old Man Hawk drove up about that time too. Mister
Hansen was obliged to stop the gin, and Hal shut down the grist mill,
'cause every man and boy at both places had come rushing up the hill.
They swarmed around that automobile like bees! Wes Bailey and his boys
was the worst ones for questions. Then, soon as the man and Ward left,
all three boys set in hounding Wes about getting a automobile himself!"
"What'd Wes say?" Grandpa asked.
"Wes just laughed. Finally he said, 'Well, boys, I got plenty of money
and no poor kin! And I'm aiming to keep it that way.'"
Papa stopped talking long enough to pass the fried ham to Grandpa. Mama
wanted me to eat some more, but I was too stuffed.
"Before everybody left the store I found out one thing I'd been
suspecting all summer."
"What's that, Jodie?" Mama asked.
"Wes and Ward have had a big falling out and don't speak. They don't
say 'Good morning,' 'Good evening,' 'Kiss my foot,' or nothing!"
"For goodness sakes!"
"'Course Wes claims it's the feud cropped up again."
"Feud? Jodie, folks don't have feuds nowadays."
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