Great Jehoshaphat and Gully Dirt!Smith, Jewell Ellen
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Great Jehoshaphat and Gully Dirt!
Smith, Jewell Ellen
American fiction -- 20th century
"I know, Nannie. And it would take me the balance of the night here to
explain what all Wes said, but years back they did have a bad feud
through here between the Williamses and the Parkers. It's all over now,
and most of them on both sides are long gone. But it turns out that Wes
Bailey's ma was a Parker, and Ward's grandma was right smart kin to the
Williamses. Or, that's how Wes claims him and Ward fell out. The real
trouble between them may never be told."
Mierd and Irene began talking to each other about how stupid the three
Bailey boys were at school and about all the silly, bad things Bud and
the younger boy did.
I couldn't decide whether to listen to Irene telling what happened the
day Jap Bailey slipped a dead frog into the schoolhouse spring, or
whether to listen to Papa telling more about that automobile. But just
then, Mierd said, "Come on, Irene. Let's go roll our hair," and they
asked to be excused. She and Irene went flouncing out of the kitchen,
both of them giggling again.
When I turned back around, Mama was talking to Wiley.
"If you're through eating, son, I want you to go draw a few buckets of
water. We've got to put on some to heat for baths. Wish you'd bring in
the foot tub so we can fill it and the kettle too."
"Mama, do I have to take a bath tonight? I ain't dirty."
"Wiley, it's Saturday night."
"But I bathed last Saturday."
"Son!"
Wiley went out the back door, fussing about how he hated Saturday
nights. He let the screen door bang.
Papa and Grandpa didn't even hear the door slam; they were still
talking about buying automobiles.
"Pa, you know what a loud mouth Ward is. He was telling everybody at
the store this morning that he's sure gonna get him a automobile.
'Course didn't none of us believe him; that is, nobody except Old
Mister Hawk. He got so mad I thought for a minute the old man would
whack Ward over the head with his cane! I wouldn't have much cared if
he had! I was thinking to myself: 'By hoakies, Ward Lawson, you
red-headed coot, you'd better pay your debts before you start buying
automobiles!'"
"I should say so."
"Doctor Elton must've been thinking about the same. He told me that
during all those years the Lawsons lived over at Millers Crossing, Ward
sent for him every time a young'un was born and never paid him a dime.
'Course the doctor just laughed it off. You know how he is."
"Yeah. Too easygoing. Got a heart in him big as a mule. Jodie, have you
heard any more about Ward making you-know-what?"
"No, sir. Ned told me last week he still hadn't rigged up the still.
And Doctor Elton says he didn't come across no signs last time he was
over there to see Miss Dink. If Ward had had any mash fermenting, the
doctor would've smelled it. But, I'm just waiting. I aim to call the
Law, threats or no threats! Hal Goode laughed and told me if I had
brains enough to carry me across the branch, I'd encourage Ward, help
him make some money so he'd pay me what he owes!"
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