Great Jehoshaphat and Gully Dirt!Smith, Jewell Ellen
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Great Jehoshaphat and Gully Dirt!
Smith, Jewell Ellen
American fiction -- 20th century
Ah, old man Hawk! He must have had a mental problem! I hadn't thought
of that old coot in years. I wonder what a psychiatrist would have said
about him. And Miss Dink. She didn't have a mental problem; she was
just blind and had to be looked after. Fortunately her niece, Miss
Ophelia, gave her a home. And Ward Lawson, Miss Ophelia's husband! Now
he was sure a sot drunkard—an alcoholic if there ever was one.
One summer afternoon Mama had let me ride with her in our buggy to
visit Miss Dink, who, at that time, was living with the Lawsons on the
run-down Crawford place some few miles beyond Rocky Head Creek.
I had a gourd dipper in my hand and was skipping along the edge of the
woods on my way down the path to Miss Dink's spring. My hair, braided
tight, was tied with ribbons that flipped and rippled as I bounced
along the trail. I could smell honeysuckle blooms and climbing jasmine,
and I was wishing I had the time to chase the yellow butterflies that
were swooping and fluttering zigzag from bush to bush. But Miss Dink
had wanted me to hurry to the spring and bring her a gourdful of fresh
water. She had said, "It ain't far from the house here to the spring,
sugar. Just stay in the trail till you hit the branch and turn down
left a little ways."
Then she had skimmed her bony fingers over my face and braids to find
out how I looked. "Ah, Nannie," she said to Mama while she still had
her hands on my cheeks, "I can tell you and Jodie won't have no trouble
a-tall marrying your baby off. She's pretty as a pink. What color's her
eyes and hair?" Miss Dink patted my head.
"Her eyes are sort of greenish blue, like a gander's. And her hair's
about as yellow as a crooked-neck squash when it's good and ripe. But
that don't matter. If Bandershanks does as well as she looks, she'll
fare fine."
"Just so she ain't got buck teeth. Many's the old maid I've seen with
teeth like a beaver."
"Well, we can't be sure about her teeth yet. She's still got her baby
set." Mama looked down at me.
I kept thinking about Miss Dink's eyes. Mama had told me she was losing
her sight. Poor thing. The minute she said I was pretty as a flower, I
knew she was plum blind, for I wasn't pretty. It hadn't been two days
since Wiley had told me I looked exactly like a billy goat.
Mama was saying, "Bandershanks, you take Miss Ophelia's gourd out of
the water bucket on the porch and run get some fresh spring water.
Follow the trail now, like Miss Dink said."
I was following the trail, but I was beginning to think I wasn't ever
going to find that spring. Then I heard Mister Ward Lawson yelling at
his wife.
"Good God A' mighty, Ophelia! Damn you! What in God's name are you
doin' down here, roamin' round at the branch this time of the evenin'?"
"Just looking for berries, Ward."
"Berries, hell. You're lookin' for my still, that's what you're doin'.
Huckleberries ain't ripe yet!"
"Still? What still?"
"My whiskey still!"
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