Great Jehoshaphat and Gully Dirt!Smith, Jewell Ellen
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Great Jehoshaphat and Gully Dirt!
Smith, Jewell Ellen
American fiction -- 20th century
Miss Ophelia dropped the basket on her arm. "Lord help my time. You
must be lying to me, Ward."
There they were, right down the trail in front of me—Miss Ophelia
wringing her hands and twisting them up in her flimsy apron, Mister
Ward shaking his fist at her.
I darted behind the nearest sapling.
"Naw, I ain't lyin'! I'm aimin' to turn out some first-rate whiskey and
roll in big money doin' it!" Mister Ward grinned and let his clenched
fist unfold so he could push his hair up from his eyes. His fat, sweaty
face was as red as his hair.
"Don't you know somebody'll turn you in so quick it'll make your head
swim? Folks in this settlement ain't gonna allow no whiskey-making!"
Mister Ward spit out a wad of tobacco and wiped his shirt sleeve across
his mouth. My papa didn't ever let his shirt get as dirty as Mister
Ward's.
"You wanta bet?"
"There ain't a drinking man in Drake Eye Springs, 'cept you! They'll
ride you out on a rail, even before the Law gets wind of it."
"Hell, gal, that's where you're wrong! Ain't nobody findin' out about
my still. It's gonna be hid good. Quit wringin' your damn hands! That's
all you know to do ever' time I try to tell you somethin'. Com'ere.
Lemme show you the spot I got picked for settin' it up at." He grabbed
his wife's arm and they started up the branch. The bottom of her skimpy
skirt caught on a briar vine, but Mister Ward wouldn't wait for her to
untangle it, so it got torn.
I had already noticed when Miss Ophelia lifted her apron that her dress
was stretched so tight against her stomach it was like a sack on a
rooster. But Miss Ophelia didn't look much like a rooster. The
freckles, thick on her face and arms, made her look more like a poor
little brown speckled wood thrush wearing a bonnet and being dragged
along by one wing.
She kept stumbling on with Mister Ward, and he kept shouting to her
about some contraption he wanted to build. I couldn't figure out what
he was talking about. But, whatever it was, Miss Ophelia didn't like
it.
"See this level ridge? My platform for the mash barrels is gonna be
right 'long here under these willows. Ah, here's where I'm gonna set my
drum. It'll be pure copper. That's what I'm gonna buy—a pure copper
drum! Won't that be a beaut? Undergrowth's so heavy in here even you
couldn't spot at first! Now, could you?"
"Oh, Ward, you can't do this! It ain't right to make moonshine!" Miss
Ophelia was beginning to cry. "It'll ruin us! Think what could happen!
All our young'uns need clothes so bad, Ward! If you've got money to—"
"Shut up, Ophelia! Stop that Goddamn cryin' and snifflin'."
Now that they were out of sight, I tiptoed back to the narrow, winding
trail. I dropped the water gourd, and it got sand and grit inside. I
didn't know whether to pick it up and run back up the hill to the house
or whether to skedaddle on to the spring and dip up Miss Dink's cool
water, like she had told me to do.
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