Great Jehoshaphat and Gully Dirt!Smith, Jewell Ellen
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Great Jehoshaphat and Gully Dirt!
Smith, Jewell Ellen
American fiction -- 20th century
"Y'all mustn't talk so about them wild, mischievous Bailey boys.
'Course it's true they sorta took after their ma's folks, and to my
knowledge none of Lida Belle's kin—or Wes's—ever killed many snakes.
But at the same time, I figure Addie Mae and the three boys do the best
they can."
"But, Mama, they—"
"Anyhow, Wiley, I thought you told us the other night that the
schoolteacher goes over to the Bailey place on Saturdays to hunt
squirrels with the boys and learn them how to read."
"He does. But, Mama, they're still the worst boys in the whole school.
Don't nobody like 'em."
As we rode by the store, we saw Papa standing at the back door. Mama
pulled up on the reins to make Belle and Pud-din' Foot slow down and
called to Papa, "You coming on now?"
"Yeah! I'll be up there in a few minutes! Soon's I can blow out the
lights and lock up."
It took Papa more than a few minutes to get to the church. When the
house was getting filled up with folks and the tree was sagging with
presents and I was already in my Christmas tree costume and it was
almost time for the Christmas Eve program to begin, he still hadn't
come. I was afraid he wouldn't get to see me being a tree or hear me
say my Aunt Vic piece.
"When's Papa gonna get here, Mama?"
"Pretty soon. He'll be in before we start singing. Let's me and you sit
on the front bench. That way, you can see good."
The mourners' bench?"
"Sugar, it's not the mourner's bench, except during protracted Meeting
time."
Mama and I sat down and waited—and waited.
All the school kids, ganged up in the corner behind the stage curtain,
were getting noisy. It sounded like fun, but we heard Aunt Vic ask them
to please be quiet.
Mama wanted me to be still. "Quit twisting around, Bandershanks!" she
said. "You'll tear up your costume!"
I hadn't been doing any twisting, except when I slid down to the far
end of the bench to watch the folks hang gifts on the tree, or when I
looked back to find out who else was coming in the door, or when I
turned so I could see everybody sitting behind us. Mama should have
known that bit of twisting around wouldn't hurt my walking-tree dress.
Mama turned sideways herself to see what Ginger was gonna do, as he
kept trotting up and down the aisle. She said he was trying to find
Aunt Vic.
Instead of looking behind the curtain, Ginger kept going down to the
bench where he sat by Aunt Vic on Sundays. Finally he gave up his
looking and his trotting and lay down by the wood box.
I stretched both my arms out straight.
"Mama, how come y'all wound this green paper 'round my arms?"
"They're tree limbs. And your pointed hat is the tip top of the tree.
See?" Mama reached over and set my paper hat farther back on my head.
"It's got to sit straight up to look right."
I smoothed out the wrinkles at my elbows and fluffed the leaves across
my shoulders. Aunt Vic had told me I looked pretty. I thought so too.
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