Great Porter Square: A Mystery. v. 1Farjeon, B. L. (Benjamin Leopold)
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Great Porter Square: A Mystery. v. 1
Farjeon, B. L. (Benjamin Leopold)
Detective and mystery stories; Fiction
Antony Cowlrick took to his heels: what more conclusive evidence than
that he was the murderer did murderer ever give? He took to his heels
and ran, self-convicted. The evidence was complete. After him, springing
his rattle and dreaming of promotion, raced Policeman X. The magic sound
caused windows to be thrown open and heads to be thrust out; caused
ordinary wayfarers to stop and consider; caused idlers to stray in its
direction; caused old hands with the brand of thief upon them to smile
contemptuously, and young ones to slink timidly into the shadow of the
wall. To the "force" it was a call to arms. It summoned from the north
an angry, fierce, and blustering policeman; from the south a slow,
envious, dallying policeman; from the east a nipping, sharp, and sudden
policeman; from the west a brisk, alert, and eager policeman;--and all
of them converging upon the hapless form of Antony Cowlrick, he was
caught in the toils of Fate's compass, and lay, gasping and exhausted,
beneath the blaze of five bull's-eye lamps, which glowed upon him with
stern and baneful intention.
Helpless and bewildered lay Antony Cowlrick upon the flagstones of Great
Porter Square. Over him, in a circle, stood the five policemen. These
guardians of the law were tasting one of the sweetest pleasures in
existence--for to our imperfect nature, the hunting down of any living
creature, whether human or animal, is a rare enjoyment.
Policeman X wipes the mud from his brow.
"Did he strike you?" asks a comrade.
"You see," answers Policeman X, pointing to his face.
Policemen are ready of belief in such matters. They see without seeing,
and sometimes swear to the truth of a circumstance which is introduced
to them second-hand.
"Now then," says Policeman X, of the prostrate man, caught in the
toils, "will you come quietly?"
Expectancy reigned in the hearts of the constables. We do not wish to be
harsh in our judgment of them, when we say that, as a rule, they prefer
a slight resistance on the part of a prisoner. To some extent it
enhances the value of their services, and the extra exertion necessary
in the conveying of their man to the lock-up, shows that they are doing
something for their insufficient stipend. For our own part, we see much
enjoyment in a policeman's life, and were we not tied to the editorial
desk, we would joyfully exchange the quill for the rattle.
"Will you come quietly?" demands Policeman X.
Antony Cowlrick is too exhausted to reply, and accepting his silence as
a challenge, his pursuers gave him no grace. They haul him to his feet,
and proceed to deal with him in their usual humane fashion. This causes
faint murmurs of remonstrance to proceed from him, and causes him, also,
to hold his arms before his face in protection, and to ask faintly,
"What have I done?"
"Ah!" say the four policemen, with a look of enquiry at him whose rattle
summoned them to the battlefield.
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