Green Stockings: A Comedy in Three ActsMason, A. E. W. (Alfred Edward Woodley)
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Green Stockings: A Comedy in Three Acts
Mason, A. E. W. (Alfred Edward Woodley)
Comedy plays; England -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Drama
TARVER. That's kind of her. My throat's awful. Where's the spray?
(PHYLLIS _runs up and around to_ R. _of sofa, getting spray_. TARVER
_sits on stool below sofa and_ PHYLLIS _comes down to_ R. _of him_.)
PHYLLIS. (_Spraying his throat_) Never mind, Bobby, there are only ten
days more.
TARVER. (_Chokes_) I don't think I can last out the ten days. When
that bench broke last night in the middle of my speech, I really
thought it was my nervous system gone at last.
GRICE. (_Thunderously. Coming_ C.) Tarver!
TARVER. (_Jumps_) Oh, Admiral, don't speak to me like that or I shall
cry.
(PHYLLIS _sits on foot of sofa, her arm on_ TARVER'S _shoulder_.)
GRICE, You made a mistake last night. Canada is not to the north of
Alaska.
TARVER. Did I say it was? (PHYLLIS _shakes her head. Looks toward_
PHYLLIS) Oh, how awful!
GRICE. Tarver, you are dining with me to-night.
TARVER. Yes, sir.
GRICE. Bring your Atlas. We will go slowly through the countries of
the world in my study afterwards.
PHYLLIS. (_Rises quickly_) Oh, but you can't, Admiral. There's the
Philharmonic concert after your dinner party, and we all have to go to
it.
TARVER. Yes, and my _opponent_ is going to be there.
PHYLLIS. If Bobby were late, it would produce a bad impression.
GRICE. Then come before dinner.
TARVER. (_Rising_) But, Admiral, I haven't written a word of my
election speech yet except "Gentlemen" and that's a _lie_.
GRICE. (_Threateningly_) Tarver! Wilson is not the only elector in the
Lumley division who is wavering.
PHYLLIS. (_Starts_) Oh, Admiral!
FARADAY. (_Seated_ L.) You, Grice, you?
PHYLLIS. Oh, you couldn't vote _against Bobby!_
GRICE. Perhaps not, but I might try.
TARVER. Oh! I'll bring my Atlas! (_Speaks despairingly. Turns up_ R.,
_looking for tonic_.)
PHYLLIS. (_Running to_ ADMIRAL) Oh, yes, Bobby will be delighted to
bring his Atlas.
GRICE. Bobby will be delighted to _take away_ his Atlas. (MARTIN
_enters_ L.I _with copy of the "London Times" and a small folded
periodical on salver_.) Tarver, geography, eight o'clock sharp.
Dinner, eight fifteen. (_Turns to table_.)
MARTIN. The Times, sir.
FARADAY. At last.
GRICE. Ah, the Times!
AUNT IDA. (_Rising in alarm and backing up stage from chair_. GRICE
_takes her place in chair_.) Oh, the Times, the Times!
TARVER. Oh, Phyllis, where is that bottle of Guy's tonic?
PHYLLIS. It is out here, Bobby. (_Exit in the morning room_.)
TARVER. (_Following her_) Thanks awfully. I needed it badly.
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