Green Stockings: A Comedy in Three ActsMason, A. E. W. (Alfred Edward Woodley)
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Green Stockings: A Comedy in Three Acts
Mason, A. E. W. (Alfred Edward Woodley)
Comedy plays; England -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Drama
GRICE. (_To_ STEELE) What an unfortunate way that poor woman has of
doing things that make everyone feel uncomfortable.
STEELE. (_To_ GRICE) Yes, the idea of her walking up here alone in the
rain!
EVELYN. (_To girls_) Wherever did she get the clothes?
CELIA. (_Off stage_) Martin, send to the station at once for my hat
and coat and return these things to Wilson. He borrowed them from the
pilot.
GRICE. Wilson?
EVELYN. (_Patronizingly_) He is the man at the station. _He's_ Celia's
slave.
(CELIA _re-enters without oilskins and stands at door_ R. _She is in a
simple traveling dress_.)
FARADAY. (_From center of stage_) God bless my soul, Celia, where have
you been?
CELIA. Why; I've been away, Father, for a week. Perhaps you haven't
noticed it.
FARADAY. Not noticed it? I have missed you very much. I never get all
the right things for breakfast when you're away!
CELIA. Sorry, Father. (CELIA _crosses quickly to_ AUNT IDA, _who is in
the center of the stage_, FARADAY _having turned and gone up into the
card room_. CELIA _nodding as she crosses, to the_ ADMIRAL _and the
girls_) Good evening, Admiral. Well, girls.
(ADMIRAL _acknowledges her greeting with a grunt_, STEELE _with a
stiff bow, and the girls say_, "_Good evening_, CELIA.")
CELIA. Well, Aunt Ida.
AUNT IDA. (_Kissing her on both cheeks_) Dear child!
(CELIA _passing_ L. _over to_ MR. RALEIGH, _who is left of table_ L.
CELIA _offers her hand, which he takes with a very bored air.
Meanwhile, the groups break up after_ CELIA _has passed_. LADY
TRENCHARD _joins the_ ADMIRAL _and_ STEELE _at upper end of sofa_.
PHYLLIS _joins_ TARVER; _they sit at lower end of fender_, PHYLLIS
_sitting in chair below fender_. AUNT IDA _joins_ MADGE _and they all
talk in dumb show during_ CELIA'S _scene with_ RALEIGH.)
[Illustration: "Green Stockings" _Page 11_]
CELIA. Mr. Raleigh, how are you?
RALEIGH. I am very well, thank you. (_Pause_.) Yes.
CELIA. Yes?
RALEIGH. (_In a bored monotone, looking straight in front of him_)
Yes. I hope you enjoyed yourself, Miss Faraday. You were in London?
CELIA. No, at Southampton.
RALEIGH. Oh, yes--er--all amongst the ships and things,
CELIA. Yes.
RALEIGH. Yes.
CELIA. Won't you sit down, Mr. Raleigh?
RALEIGH. No, thanks. I never sit down.
CELIA. Eh?
RALEIGH. After dinner.
CELIA. Oh.
RALEIGH. You have been away quite a long time, Miss Faraday?
CELIA. Yes, for me.
RALEIGH. Yes, I mean for you. Well--nothing much has happened.
CELIA. Well, one hardly expects much, does one?
RALEIGH. No. Oh, Manners has got himself engaged.
CELIA. Really? To Jennie Woodcote, I suppose?
RALEIGH. Yes; they were all saying it was her last chance.
CELIA. Yes, they would.
RALEIGH. Of course, that's all nonsense. Nowadays, there's no--a----
CELIA. Age limit?
RALEIGH. Exactly! (_Then catching himself up in great confusion_) No,
no! Good Lord, no! I didn't mean----
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