Asteroids -- Fiction; Science fiction; Short stories; Swindlers and swindling -- Fiction
"The asteroidal Poobah has tricked us with a slick come-on," said
Harvey slowly. His eyes grew cold. "Joseph, the good-natured artist in
me has become a hard and merciless avenger. I shall not rest until we
have had the best of this colonial con-man! Watch your cues from this
point hence."
Fists clenched, the two returned to the saloon. But at the door they
stopped and their fists unclenched.
"Thought you gents were leaving," the mayor called out, seeing them
frozen in the doorway. "Glad you didn't. Now you can meet my son, Jed.
Him and me are the whole Earthman population of Johnson City."
"You don't need any more," said Harvey, dismayed.
Johnson's eight-foot son, topped by a massive roof of sun-bleached hair
and held up by a foundation that seemed immovable, had obviously been
born and raised in low gravity. For any decent-sized world would have
kept him down near the general dimensions of a man.
He held out an acre of palm. Harvey studied it worriedly, put his own
hand somewhere on it, swallowed as it closed, then breathed again when
his fingers were released in five units instead of a single compressed
one.
"Pleased to meet you," piped a voice that had never known a dense
atmosphere.
The pursuit of vengeance, Harvey realized, had taken a quick and
unpleasant turn. Something shrewd was called for....
"Joseph!" he exclaimed, looking at his partner in alarm. "Don't you
feel well?"
Even before the others could turn to him, Joe's practiced eyes were
gently crossing. He sagged against the door frame, all his features
drooping like a bloodhound's.
"Bring him in here!" Johnson cried. "I mean, get him away! He's coming
down with asteroid fever!"
"Of course," replied Harvey calmly. "Any fool knows the first symptoms
of the disease that once scourged the universe."
"What do you mean, _once_?" demanded Johnson. "I come down with it
every year, and I ain't hankering to have it in an off-season. Get him
out of here!"
"In good time. He can't be moved immediately."
"Then he'll be here for months!"
Harvey helped Joe to the counter and lifted him up on it. The mayor and
his gigantic offspring were cowering across the room, trying to breathe
in tiny, uncontaminating gasps.
"You'll find everything you want in the back room," Johnson said
frantically, "sulfopyridine, mustard plasters, rubs, inhalers, suction
cups--"
"Relics of the past," Harvey stated. "One medication is all modern man
requires to combat the dread menace, asteroid fever."
"What's that?" asked the mayor without conviction.
Instead of replying, Harvey hurried outside to the ungainly second-hand
rocket ship in the center of the shabby spaceport. He returned within a
few minutes, carrying a bottle.
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