WE CANNOT IMAGINE WHENCE THE FABRICATION AROSE THAT ORPHANS ARE TO
WEAR LIBERTY HATS THIS SUMMER
This idea was presented daily to London just at the moment when she had
begun to digest the possibility of a substitute for Corrugated Iron.
Indeed, some rather beautiful timbered roofs were already under way in
Hackney, and Turnham Green was discussing the relative merits of thatch
_versus_ tiles. Whitechapel too had cottoned to the notion of Hanging
Gardens. The Cabmen’s Shelters were becoming positive bowers, as the
ex-Professor reported with great satisfaction at the Weatherhouse,
where everybody assembled regularly at daybreak to discuss the next
night’s plan of action.
Ginger was overjoyed. “What a delightful sight it must be,” she said,
“to see the Cabmen hanging in the Gardens, as they drink their
gingerbeer.”
“And dream of Babylon,” added Gypsy.
“_Quite_ so,” said the Taxi-Man.
The scheme succeeded from the first. Ginger and Rags had not much
trouble with the Orphans. They had not even to wait for Public Opinion;
the Orphan Asylums themselves soon saw no reason why the above
Fabrication should remain one.
On the day the Orphans began to troop through London in graceful hats
with coloured scarves and happy faces, the Public was confronted
everywhere with this announcement (Gypsy’s):
NO! IT IS _NOT_ TRUE THAT THE MEMBERS OF THE STOCK EXCHANGE ARE
GIVING A BEANFEAST TO ALL THE POOR CHILDREN IN BETHNAL GREEN
This took more doing. But nine days of incessant repudiation got on the
Members’ nerves. They began to find it difficult to look strangers in
the eye. They began to observe how studiously their friends refrained
from references to Bethnal Green in their presence. They began to feel
that they were shabby fellows. And hang it all! _why_ wasn’t it true
that they were giving a Beanfeast to the Children of Bethnal Green? why
_shouldn’t_ they give a Beanfeast if they wanted to?
In the end Bethnal Green got such a Beanfeast as it had never dreamed
of in all its young life.
After this the surprises came fast and thick. Under the obstinate
influence of contradiction, the owners of almond and pink may trees in
red-brick houses transferred these voluntarily to the front gardens of
dwellers in white or grey stone houses. The aesthetic advantage would
not be visible till next spring, but London was beginning to be endowed
with a sense of vision.
There were also immediate reforms in the front gardens, whose
beds defied at last the rigid and time-dishonoured conscription of
marguerite, geranium, and lobelia. It was the dawn of a floral era
wilder, more exquisite, and much more experimental.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account