And Society ceased to wear Humming-birds in its Hats--this was perhaps
Ginger’s greatest triumph. It was a stiff battle. After heavy nights
of repudiation she would come back to the Weatherhouse such a rag,
that even her devoted little follower couldn’t have sold her at a
penny a pound. But she won at last. She had two strong posters on the
subject; one denying strenuously that feathers were old-fashioned,
the other ridiculing the suggestion that a strip of gaily-embroidered
house flannel, frayed and fringed, was Millinery’s _Dernier Cri_. It
attracted the attention of LOUISE, who immediately exhibited a model
on these lines in her windows. The Duchesses fell to it, and the
Humming-Birds were saved.
As I said, Gypsy and Ginger allowed their friends to follow their own
fancies.
WHAT MISINFORMED PERSON HAS BEEN
SPREADING THE REPORT THAT SHRIMPS AND
LOBSTERS ARE TO CHANGE PRICES
EVERY OTHER DAY
ran Rags’ best effort (Ginger helped him with the spelling).
A FALSE WHISPER HAS GOT ABROAD THAT THE
BENCHES AS WELL AS THE WICKET-KEEPERS IN
LORD’S CRICKET GROUND ARE TO BE
PADDED THIS SEASON
(This was the Taxi-Man’s.)
WE HAVE IT ON THE VERY BEST AUTHORITY
THAT OLIVE AND MYRTLE TREES WILL
NOT BE PLANTED FROM END TO END
OF THE CITY ROAD
(Tonio.)
THE ANNOUNCEMENT THAT SKY-ROCKETS ARE TO BE
LET OFF EVERY SATURDAY NIGHT ON STREATHAM
COMMON CAN OBVIOUSLY ONLY BE REGARDED
AS A PRACTICAL JOKE
(The Balloon Woman.)
WHO IS RESPONSIBLE?
(asked the Pavement Artist--)
WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE FABULOUS ASSERTION
THAT THE LONDON SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA WILL
PERFORM DURING THE LUNCHEON HOUR AT
SAM ISAAC’S FISH-SHOPS?
One after another these seeds bore fruit--and as many other seeds, all
bearing on the comfort or the gaiety of the Metropolis.
It was the Punch-and-Judy Man who, affected by the weariness of the
City Clerks waiting an hour in queue to book their tickets in the
Tubes, induced Madame Clara Butt, Sir Harry Lauder, and Mdlle. Adeline
Genée, to attend the principal stations at going-home time, and relieve
the tedium with song and dance. It only wanted suggesting to these
kind-hearted artists that nobody expected such a thing of them. They
responded at once.
It was a still greater surprise when Sir Joseph Lyons, after Jeremy’s
emphatic assertion to the contrary, opened a Free-Penny-Bun-Shop on
the Embankment for children under twelve with an income of less than
Twopence a Week.
London was becoming a really beautiful place to live in.
[Illustration: GYPSY AND GINGER’S FRIENDS
10: THE POLICEMAN]
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