The Piccadilly Flower-Girls were fascinating people with fragrant
names like Lily, Rose and Violet. It was these damsels, or their
grand-mothers, whom the Taxi-Man declared he had delivered from dragons
during the Discovery of London. They would, he said, do anything for
him.
“Out of sheer gratitude?” asked Ginger.
“Not a bit of it,” said the Taxi-Man. “Out of sheer joy. And if Lionel
can resist ’em, he’s not the Roving Policeman I take him to be.”
“Lionel mustn’t be hurt,” said Gypsy. “I love Lionel, and if the
pillar-box runs to it I’m going to leave a Buszard Cake on his
Winchester Mews doorstep to-morrow. It will be a plum cake with almond
icing, and I shall have it frosted an inch thick, with pink sugar
doves, and LIONEL done on it in silver balls, like bits of quicksilver
on the carpet when you break the puzzle by accident.”
“I used to break it on purpose,” said Ginger. “Mother always said I
mustn’t eat them.”
“Good gracious, I should think not!” said Gypsy.
“I mean the silver balls,” said Ginger. “I don’t know why, but I was
never allowed to eat the silver balls till I was ten years old.”
“She was afraid of you choking,” said Mrs. Green.
“I knows a perfickly wunnerful cure for hiccups,” mentioned Rags.
“Don’t tell me,” said Gypsy quickly. “I and my brothers never
discouraged hiccups. I held the Hiccup Gold-Belt with a record of
127. An interval of three minutes brought the break to a close. The
last thirty seconds used to be a fearful struggle. It is my brother
Albert who holds the Silver Sneezing Cup. If you held it through three
successive Epidemics, you kept it. He was passionately devoted to
sneezing. When he was nine he made out a list of twenty things he liked
best in the world. The First was Sneezing and the Second was Mother. He
had no equal, too, in blowing out candles with his nose.”
“You never told me about your brother Albert before,” said Ginger.
“Would it have made any difference?” asked Gypsy, so anxiously that she
hastened to reassure him. And whenever Ginger began to reassure Gypsy
about anything, or Gypsy Ginger, it was time for their friends to go.
The next night the Piccadilly Flower-Girls came into action. The plan
was very simple. Four Girls were told off to every Moonshiner, and
two watched at each end of the street in which their protégé was at
work. As soon as Lionel appeared in the distance, one would fly to
warn--Ginger, or Jeremy, as the case might be, while the other stayed
behind to diddle Lionel for exactly one minute. Any policeman can be
diddled for that length of time. Then he reverts to type. But Rose in
her radiant shawls, shedding damask petals like confetti round Lionel’s
bewildered feet: or Lily floating her silver scarf before Lionel’s
dazzled eyes, leaving one ivory bloom upon his helmet as she vanished:
or Violet in her dusky veil, rising from the purple shadows to murmur
music in Lionel’s intoxicated ear: was enough to dissolve the force of
habit in any official--for sixty seconds.
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