Then Rose danced by, or Lily melted into thin air, or Violet sank
shyly back into her shades; and Lionel turned the corner and
discovered--Ginger, or Jeremy, as the case might be. And either would
be seated in the middle of the road on a campstool inside a square of
rope.
This was the Night Watchman’s idea. Any man, he said, sitting publicly
inside a square of rope, will be taken for granted. Not even a
policeman will question his position; the man inside the rope is as
Cæsar’s Wife. For one thing, he must have been put there, and when one
has already been handled by a higher power, one need not be re-handled
by a lesser. It is only when one is obviously handling oneself that
Authority smells danger. And nobody, said the Night Watchman ever
really thinks that a man could be such a fool as deliberately to put
himself inside a rope.
So every Moonshiner now went forth with rope and campstool, and each in
turn discovered the wisdom of the Night Watchman. One by one they made
Lionel’s acquaintance, and one by one they loved him.
He had to be loved, he was so trustful. For instance, he trusted
Ginger. A woman inside the ropes would have aroused any other
policeman’s sense of the unusual. Even he, struck by her sex, said when
they encountered, “Wot are you doing here?” She answered, “Oh, Women on
the Land, you know,” and he believed her at once.
Then there was the case of Jeremy.
The first time he found Jeremy sitting inside his rope, he said, “Wot
are you doing here, you’re no night watchman. You’re a street hawker, I
seen you last Friday selling paper windmills in Farringdon Street.”
“That wasn’t I,” said Jeremy, “that was my unfortunate brother Albert.”
“Oh, sorry,” said Lionel. “Wot was his misfortune?”
“Besides his name, he got mislaid last Saturday, and hasn’t been seen
since,” said Jeremy, and hid his face in his hands.
Lionel went away, delicately leaving his own pocket-handkerchief on
Jeremy’s knee, and put an advertisement about Albert in the “Missing”
Column of _The People_. A good many Alberts turned up, and every night
he brought them along to Jeremy for inspection, but they were all the
wrong ones. At last Jeremy got tired of them, and told Lionel that he
had had a dream about Albert dying in foreign waters. When he heard
this Lionel borrowed his own handkerchief from Jeremy to blow his nose,
and next day he laid a Cross of Immortelles on the Albert Memorial. It
was all he could do now. There was a pleased paragraph about it in the
_Morning Post_.
But Gypsy was a little put out. He told Jeremy that he did think he
might have drowned somebody else’s brother; and then he crossed the
road and had his brown boots blacked.
Soon Lionel began to make little _Rendezvous_ with the different
Moonshiners, noting the times in his engagement book, so that before
long they knew exactly where to expect him at each half-hour through
the night.
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