H.M.I.: Some Passages in the Life of One of H.M. Inspectors of Schools — John Shaqi
H.M.I.: Some Passages in the Life of One of H.M. Inspectors of SchoolsSneyd-Kynnersley, E. M. (Edmund McKenzie)
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H.M.I.: Some Passages in the Life of One of H.M. Inspectors of Schools
Sneyd-Kynnersley, E. M. (Edmund McKenzie)
Education -- Great Britain; School management and organization -- Great Britain
Elsewhere I come to notes of odd names borne by the children. Here is
a girl called Himalaya, because she was born in the troopship of that
name, the ship that carried Charles Ravenshoe to Malta and the East.
She was a lucky girl, _felix opportunitate nativitatis_, for the other
troopers were Serapis and Crocodile. Who would marry a Crocodile?
Also there is a child named Laste. I asked the Rector whether I should
say Last, or Lastee? and whether It was a boy or a girl. It was a boy,
and the Rector well remembered baptizing It. “Name this child,” he
said, and the father replied “Last.” “How do you spell it?” said the
puzzled priest. The father said he didn’t spell it at all, but It was
the tenth, and he wasn’t going to have any more. But he had three more.
“What did he call them?”
The Rector did not know! What amazing indifference! The Curate
suggested “Knave, Queen, King,” and was “Highly Commended.”
The ingenuity of parents in choosing names for their offspring was
truly remarkable. At the end of one note-book I find this list, the
result of six months’ collection: in each case I have the name of the
school in which the child was enrolled:
“Loral, Iho, Bylettia, Jerusia, Fitty, Belden (girl), Asabiah (boy),
Dees (boy), Atelia, Ebert.”
I suspected Jerusia and Asabiah of Biblical extraction, and after
searching Smith’s Dictionary I can identify them with Jerusha, and
Hashabiah, whose history I do not remember. Atelia must have been
Athaliah. “Fitty,” the note says, “is a nickname, but his mother
doesn’t know any other.” Why not Commodus? “who, under the appellation
of Commodious, was held by Mr. Boffin not to have acted up to his name.”
Another book contains an epitaph. There are many collections of such
things published, but I do not possess one, and for anything I know
this may be as well known to collectors as the epitaph of her who was
“first cousin to Burke, commonly called the Sublime.” For those who
share my ignorance I subjoin it, premising that it was in memory of a
former Rector of--let us call it Cornerstone:
“Who for his uniform exemplary practice
of the moral and Social virtues
and a faithful discharge of
the duties of his Ministerial office
was greatly and deservedly esteemed,
and with that decent unconcern
which the Review of a well-spent life
naturally inspires,
Quitted this world Aug--, 1769.”
I like “decent unconcern.”
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