H.M.I.: Some Passages in the Life of One of H.M. Inspectors of Schools — John Shaqi
H.M.I.: Some Passages in the Life of One of H.M. Inspectors of SchoolsSneyd-Kynnersley, E. M. (Edmund McKenzie)
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H.M.I.: Some Passages in the Life of One of H.M. Inspectors of Schools
Sneyd-Kynnersley, E. M. (Edmund McKenzie)
Education -- Great Britain; School management and organization -- Great Britain
But Cornerstone is memorable in another way not recorded in my school
note-book. The Rectory had at one time been haunted by two ghosts. One
was a former Rector with a wooden leg, who every night at the midnight
hour came stumping down the cellar steps to fetch himself beer. I like
to think that he was the “decently unconcerned” one, who had found
out his mistake. The other was a lady, and an illustrious one: no
less than Amy Robsart. How it came to pass that Amy (who, according
to Sir Walter, lived “on the frontiers of Devon” and was murdered at
Cumnor) haunted a Norfolk Rectory, you must ask Mr. Andrew Lang. Sir
Walter never let history or geography stand in his way, and one would
not condemn a ghost on his evidence. There she was; she was known as
Mistress Amy, and she walked about at the midnight hour _in a silk
dress that rustled_. The Rector for the time being no doubt regarded
this strangely assorted couple of incorporeal hereditaments with decent
unconcern, but no servant would stay in the house. I think it was my
host who put an end to the servile war by importing some Breton lasses
who spoke no word of English. As it was impossible that any villager
should forewarn them, they were not on the look out: or perchance the
ghosts were only
“Doomed for a certain term to walk the night”
and the term had expired. Certainly the plague ceased, and the
confidence of the village was restored. Thenceforth servants were
plentiful.
That veritable history is not in my note-book: there is little in it
of the slightest interest: there is no record of the human element in
our inspecting life; no record of the constant succession of anxious
managers, distracted teachers, half-distracted and half-delighted
children, whose absorbing interest in the day’s work was a constant
reproach to me.
The teachers alone would fill a volume:
“with your remembered faces,
Dear men and women, whom I sought and slew,”
as an Inspector-poet[14] once sang--the note-books record only your
names with a few dry official details; but memory brings back much
more. It was a hard life for the pioneers in the back-woods of Arcady
in the early ’seventies. You laboured, and other men have entered
into your labours. Ill-paid, often ill-housed; worried by inspectors;
worried by managers and managers’ wives; worried by parents, and
worried by children, who came to school as a personal favour, and, if
affronted, stayed away for a week, you served your generation. There
can be few, if any, still at work whom I knew in Arcady thirty years
ago; but as I look through these books I see the names of many whom
all men honoured, and who reaped a full reward in the affectionate
gratitude of the children.
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