Habits and men, with remnants of record touching the makers of bothDoran, Dr. (John)
Philosophy
Habits and men, with remnants of record touching the makers of both
Doran, Dr. (John)
Manners and customs
Wilkinson, the successor of Mulcaster, had the famous Whitelock for a
pupil; and under the third master, Smith, we find at the school a boy
named Juxon, who afterwards stood on the scaffold with Charles I., and
smoothed the sovereign’s path from time into eternity. Boyle and Dee
were also at this time young “Merchant Tailors,” whose subsequent manly
merits reflected lustre on the old foundation. Smith’s successor, Haynes,
was, like Mulcaster, rather ready with his tongue and heavy with his
hand. He chastised unmercifully; and, on being menaced with complaint
to the wardens, he was so audacious as to declare that he did not care
a “phillip” for them. His ushers, too, appear to have been rough of
speech; and “Bridewell rogue” was the tutorial epithet for a rebellious
pupil. Haynes too was accused of encouraging little lotteries for his
own profit, and not for the recreation of the pupils. “For,” says the
complaint, “you suffer none to drawe any one lott, but those that bring
xiiᵈ. or above. Your biggest lot is one grammer of xᵈ. which is the
greate lott; the rest are ink-hornes, hobby-horses, gingerbread, paints,
and puddings of very small value.” The master of Merchant Tailors’ is
indignant thereat, and protests that not only is the matter one of
pure entertainment, but that he makes nothing by it, and that he finds
the drawers in “dyett bread, comfitts of all sorts, ffiggs, raysonnes,
allmonds, stewed prunes, wiggs, beare, and some wine, and all kinds of
ffrute, which the season of the yeare affordes.”
A story is told of one of Haynes’s pupils, which, like many other
stories, has had different individuals for its hero. It is to this
effect. A very proud and an intolerably ignorant gentleman was constantly
boasting that he enjoyed the advantage of having been a member of both
Universities. “You remind me,” said the old Merchant Tailors’ pupil, “of
a circumstance worth narrating. I have two cows at home which calved
at the same time. One calf died, but I let the other calf suck both
the cows.” “Well,” said the member of two Universities, “what was the
consequence?” “A prodigiously great calf indeed, Sir.”
For many years the scholastic portion of Merchant Tailors’ appears to
have suffered by repeated visitations of the Plague. Then came the Great
Rebellion, with a modifying of the rules, which were made excessively
stringent, and under which the pupils were converted to as sour a series
of classes as if they were enrolled in Dotheboys Hall. But then came the
Restoration, and therewith relaxation; and the young “tailors” pushed
up their beavers from off their eyes, turned up their lank hair into
seductive curls, put their hands on their hips, and looked saucily at the
maids of Cheapside. In the midst of it all burst forth the Great Fire;
and the “tailors,” for a time houseless, got their lessons by fits and
starts, till they were once more tabernacled, in high spirits, within a
comfortable dwelling.
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