Happy Pollyooly: The Rich Little Poor GirlJepson, Edgar
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Happy Pollyooly: The Rich Little Poor Girl
Jepson, Edgar
England -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; Girls -- Fiction
At 75 the King's Bench Walk, they found Mrs. Brown and the Lump. Mr.
Wilkinson needed no more evidence than the warmth with which Pollyooly
kissed and hugged her little brother; but none the less he received
Mrs. Brown's convincing assurances that she was Mary Bride.
When that worthy woman had been dismissed to the kitchen, he said
heavily:
"This has been an unfortunate mistake--very unfortunate."
"Not so unfortunate as it would have been if Pollyooly had been ten
years older. It would have cost you hundreds. As it is, I shouldn't
wonder if she would be content with a fiver as compensation," said the
Honourable John Ruffin with a soothing smile.
Mr. Wilkinson groaned; then he said:
"Well, I've made a mistake, and I suppose I must pay for it."
Slowly and sadly he drew a five-pound note from his notebook and handed
it to Pollyooly.
"Thank you, sir," said Pollyooly; and dropped a curtsey, like the
well-mannered child she was.
"Your housekeeper? To think that she should have roused the whole
hotel to get that bath!" said Mr. Wilkinson bitterly.
"She was for the time being the daughter of a duke--by your
appointment," said the Honourable John Ruffin suavely.
Mr. Wilkinson waved the detective out of the room, and followed him.
At the door he paused to say very heavily:
"I shall never trust my eyes again."
"No: I shouldn't," said the Honourable John Ruffin gently. "I think
another time, if I were you, I should try glasses."
CHAPTER VII
POLLYOOLY PLAYS THE GOOD SAMARITAN
Mr. Wilkinson had departed, a sadder but very little wiser man, and
taken his detective with him; Mrs. Brown had been thanked, paid, and
dismissed; and Pollyooly, having sufficiently fondled and kissed the
irresponsive but unresisting Lump, went into the kitchen and set about
getting ready the Honourable John Ruffin's tea.
She had lighted the gas under the kettle and taken the bread and butter
from the cupboard, when he came into the kitchen, wearing an air of the
most earnest purpose, and said impressively:
"Genius, Pollyooly--genius is the art of taking infinite pains."
"Yes, sir," said Pollyooly politely.
"That is why you are unsurpassed in the art of grilling bacon; you take
infinite pains with it," he went on with the same earnestness.
"Yes, sir," said Pollyooly with more understanding.
"And now I am going to instruct you in the art of making tea," he said
proudly. "I only learned yesterday that it was an art. Till then I
believed that you merely poured boiling water on tea, and there you
were. I have learned that it is not so. Also I have learned that that
vegetable which comes from India and Ceylon, and is called tea by those
who sell it, is not really tea at all. Tea only comes from China; and
I have bought some."
"Yes, sir," said Pollyooly with the air of one receiving information
gratefully.
"And now I will teach you the art of making it exactly as it was taught
to me," he said with a very schoolmasterly air.
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