It may interest some of our readers to glance through this short
characteristic sketch of James Seymour, born in London in 1702, which is
more strongly impressive than many longer memoirs. The fact that he
displayed a fondness for drawing and painting in boyhood, and
subsequently gained celebrity by his skill in designing horses, is too
well known to comment upon. Once the proud Duke of Somerset employed
Seymour to paint a room at his seat in Sussex with the portraits of his
running-horses. Having admitted the artist to his table, he one day
drank to him, saying,
"Cousin Seymour, your health."
The painter replied, "My lord, I really believe that I have the honor of
being of your Grace's family."
This hurt the pride of the Duke so much that he rose from the table and
ordered his Steward to pay Seymour and dismiss him. Finding, however,
that no one in England could complete the pictures begun, he
condescended to send for his cousin. The painter responded to the
message in these words:
"My lord, I will now prove that I am of your Grace's family, for I won't
come."
* * * * *
ENOUGH FOR HIM.
The approach of St. Patrick's day reminds one of a little incident,
laughable enough, that took place during last year's parade in New York.
The gallant sons of Ireland had turned out resplendent in their green
regalias, marching with proud step to the music of the band. Those on
horses cantered along as best as the legs of their weak-spirited nags
would permit. One jovial son had considerable trouble with his horse,
which seemed possessed with the insane idea that he was the whole
procession, much to the annoyance and at the same time amusement of the
other paraders. At last the animal, during one of its erratic movements,
caught a hoof in one of the stirrups. That settled it. With a look of
infinite disgust the rider exclaimed,
"Faith, if yez are going to git up, me boy, thin it's toime for me to
git down." And he thereupon dismounted.
* * * * *
EXPERIENCE.
"My daddy's awful good to me," said Jennie, "treats me just like I was
his sister."
"Pulls your hair, does he?" asked Flossie, who has a brother.
* * * * *
BOBBIE'S BILL.
Bobbie has been learning business methods recently, which may account
for a bill which his father found recently upon the breakfast table,
reading as follows:
NEW YORK, _January_ 15, 1897.
MR. PAPA TO BOBBIE, _Dr._
For not paying him his allowance for three weeks,
at 25 cents a week .75
Interest at 6% .05
---
.80
Please pay up!
* * * * *
AN ACCOMPLISHMENT.
"I can run faster than you can, Hal," bragged Jimmie.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account