The wonderful adventures of a small boy who wanders through a fantastic
country in search of the wooden animals that have come to life and
strayed away from a Noah's Ark are described in a humorous and
imaginative style that will amuse older heads, while the peculiar
incidents of the narrative cannot fail to bring delight to every
youngster. There is a good leaven of light verse to the tale, which,
with the illustrations in Mr. Newell's happiest vein, make the book a
welcome addition to juvenile literature.
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HARPER & BROTHERS, Publishers, New York.
AN AFRICAN STRATAGEM.
[Illustration: TURTLE. "IT'S SIMPLE ENOUGH TO GET RID OF HIM. YOU HIDE,
AND WATCH ME."]
[Illustration: TURTLE (_loq_.). "AN UNCONSCIOUS AIR--]
[Illustration: DECEIVES MAN, AND--]
[Illustration: RIDS ME OF TWO DANGERS AT ONCE."]
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AT THE CIRCUS.
KANGAROO. "You had great luck last year getting your trunk through the
custom-house without paying a duty."
ELEPHANT. "Never mind; you have your chance this year."
KANGAROO. "What do you mean?"
ELEPHANT. "Don't you know this is leap-year?"
* * * * *
MOTHER. "What are you going to do with that _ear_ of corn?"
BOBBY. "I'm going to eat it, so's I'll be sure to hear you call
to-morrow morning."
* * * * *
WILLIE I-WONT-PLAY.
Wilful Willie I-Wont-Play
Always wants to have his way;
With him it is _I_ or _me_,
Whatsoe'er the sport may be--
Prisoner's Goal or Pull-away,--
Wilful Willie I-Wont-Play.
If another faster run,
Though the game be just begun,
Then he'll pout and sulk and scowl,
Gloomy as a day-caught owl,
Spoil the whole glad holiday,--
Wilful Willie I-Wont-Play.
Where's the boy would be like him,
Stout of arm and strong of limb,
Hearty as a sailor, yet
Ever in a selfish pet?
Shame upon his head, I say,
Wilful Willie I-Wont-Play!
CLINTON SCOLLARD.
* * * * *
TEACHER. "Now, children, what is the first meal you eat every day?"
GREAT CHORUS OF CHILDREN. "Oat-meal."
* * * * *
MAMMA. "My dear, you've been out to luncheon every day this week; can't
you stay at home just for once?"
ETHEL. "But, mamma, I'm trying to keep Lent."
* * * * *
TOMMY (_impatiently_). "I wish I were Billy Barlow."
MAMMA. "But Billy hasn't any dear little brothers and sisters."
TOMMY. "That is just where he's in luck; he doesn't have to be an
example to them all the time."
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