At a temperance gathering during the recent campaign an orator exclaimed: "The glorious work will never be accomplished until the good ship _Temperance_ shall sail from one end of the land to the other, and with a cry of 'Victory!' at each step she takes, shall plant her banner in every city, town, and village of the United States." Another speaker said that "All along the untrodden paths of the future we can see the hidden footprints of an unseen hand." * * * * * [Illustration] BETTER OUT THAN IN. TEACHER. "JONATHAN, YOU MAY SPELL YACHT." JONATHAN. "Y-A-H-T." TEACHER. "ISN'T THERE A 'C' IN IT?" JONATHAN. "DEFENDS ON TH' WEATHER, MA'AM." End of Project Gutenberg's Harper's Round Table, March 3, 1896, by Various