It is a pity that so noble a piece could not be preserved solely for the use of his Majesty's Grenadiers; she is more than six foot; she is now about twenty-five, possesses an elegance in her person, (we wish we could pay the same compliment to her actions) light hair and eyes, which are continually lighted up by the all pow- erful brandy bottle; as she excells in the height of stature so is she the height of good nature, for she never refuses any gentleman ( 139 ) gentleman her favors, that has any mo- ney in his pocket; she is surely too the height of vulgarity, for she will come her _eyes and limbs_, with any lady from Billingsgate, or Jack tar from Wapping; but her greatest fault, and what makes more disgusting her other imperfections, is her violent attachment to drinking; she generally contrives to pin her basket completely by nine o'clock; then she swears most abominably, and is as great a proficient in barefaced indecency, as Messalina of antient Rome. We there- fore set her up as a beacon; in spite of all, when she pleases, she can be a good companion, and speaks the English lan- guage remarkably well; she is never de- nied to any one, except Mr. G. a watch- maker, in the city, should be engaged with her, he being her particular friend. ___________________________________ Mrs. Charlotte F--ne, No. 41, _King Street, Soho_. To tell the beautie's of the place, How weak is human tongue; The noble fringes which it grace, In golden ringlets hung. Charlotte received a good education, and was once far above the perambu- lating [ 140 ] lating class of nymphs, and might, per- haps, have remained so, had not her violent attachment to the curs'd buckle and belt society, rendered her disgusting in the eyes of all her friends; Mr. G--bl--t, brother to a tallow chandler, of Carnaby-Market, took particular no- tice of her, and removed her once from her hated crew, allowed her a tolerable provision, and would have continued her friend, had not her rage for the old society made him forfeit his esteem. She is now rather in the wane, having seen at least twenty-eight summers, tall, and very well proportioned; her complexion is but indifferent, but, being a native of Germany, is not to be wondered at; she speaks French also, but we cannot get her to confess she has been ten years on the town, unless you pay her a _guinea fee_ for confessing. ___________________________________ Mrs, W--tp--l, No. 2, _Poland-Street, Oxford-Street_. She smil'd, and gave a kiss might Jove disarm, And from his hand the brandished thunder charm. If this good natured willing girl should chance to be engaged herself, she will with [ 141 ]