Harris's List of Covent Garden Ladies: or Man of Pleasure's Kalendar for the Year, 1788 — John Shaqi
Harris's List of Covent Garden Ladies: or Man of Pleasure's Kalendar for the Year, 1788Anonymous
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Harris's List of Covent Garden Ladies: or Man of Pleasure's Kalendar for the Year, 1788
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English wit and humor; Prostitution -- England -- London -- Humor; Sex -- Humor
with the greatest pleasure provide her
gentleman with another companion;
she is a genteel woman, and a very
chearful companion, completely mis-
tress of the sport, and can _turn_ and
_twist_ in all the enchanting folds of love,
and press you to her breast,
In all the extatic raptures of a lover;
will enjoy, or seem to enjoy, every _high
toned_ sensation; will bend eagerly to
meet the _succulent shower_ of b1iss, and
repeat the amorous content as frequently
as you please, being first _convinced_ that
you will make her a guinea richer in the
morning.
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Mrs. Gr--ff--n , _near Union-Stairs,
Wapping_.
This is a comely woman, about forty,
and boasts she can give more pleasure
than a dozen raw girls. Indeed she has
acquired great experience, in the course
of twenty years study, in _natural philpsophy_,
in the university of Portsmouth, where
she was long the ornament of the back
of the point. She is perfectly mistress
of
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of all her actions, and can proceed re-
gularly from the dart of her tongue, and
the soft tickle of her hand, to the exta-
tic squeeze of her thighs; the enchanting
twine of her legs; the elaborate suction
of her lower lips, and the melting flood
of delight, with which she constantly
bedews the _mossy root_ of the tree of _life_,
and washes the testimonies of man-
hood; tho' past her meridian, she is
still agreeable; her eyes are black as
well as her hair, of which she has an
abundance both above and below, her
breasts are large but not flabby, and her
skin is fair. Five shillings is her price,
and she earns it with great industry: but
if her lover seems capable of prolonging
the _delicious banquet_, and is remarkably
well provided, she will abate _weight_ for
_inches_. Her chief and best customers
are sea officers, whom she particularly
likes, as they do not stay long at home,
and always return fraught with love and
presents.
Mademoiselle
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Madamoiselle Du Par, No. 19, _Carlisle-
street, Soho_.
Dieux; qu'a t-il vu, que d'appas enchanteurs!
Sous un bosquet, d'ou coule une fountaine,
Ou chaque mois le doux printemps ramene;
Pour nos plaisirs, l'abondance & les fleurs,
It voit un trou, le joli precipice;
Ce n'etact point le trou de saint Patrice.
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