Hay fever : $b A light comedy in three actsCoward, Noël
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Hay fever : $b A light comedy in three acts
Coward, Noël
Comedy plays; English drama (Comedy); Families -- Drama; Psychological games -- Drama
CLARA: He’s playing cricket.
[_RICHARD opens the front door and proceeds to bring the
luggage in. SOREL rushes to help him._
SOREL: Do sit down and smoke. I can easily manage it.
RICHARD: Certainly not.
SOREL: How typical of Myra to have so many bags.... Ooh!
[_She staggers with a suit-case. RICHARD goes to her
assistance, and they both drop it._
There now!—we’ve probably broken something.
RICHARD: This is the last one.... (_He brings in a dressing-case, and
wipes his hand on his handkerchief._)
SOREL: Do you know where to wash if you want to?
RICHARD: No—but I’m all right.
[_Re-enter CLARA, with tea and hot-water jug._
[_SIMON and MYRA come in from the garden._
MYRA: Hullo, Sorel, how are you?
SOREL: I’m splendid. Do you know Mr. Greatham?
MYRA: Oh, yes; we’ve met several times.
SIMON: Come and sit down, Myra.
[_DAVID and JACKIE come downstairs._
DAVID: Is tea ready?
SOREL: Yes; just.
DAVID: Simon, come and be nice to Miss Coryton.
SIMON: We’ve met already.
DAVID: That’s no reason for you not to be nice to her.
MYRA (_firmly_): How-do-you-do.
DAVID: How-do-you-do. Are you staying here?
MYRA: I hope so.
DAVID: You must forgive me for being rather frowsy, but I’ve been working
hard.
SOREL: Father, this is Mr. Greatham.
DAVID: How are you? When did you arrive?
RICHARD: This afternoon.
DAVID: Good. Have some tea. (_He begins to pour it out._) Everyone had
better put their own sugar and milk in, or we shall get muddled. Where’s
your mother, Simon?
SIMON: She was last seen in the punt.
DAVID: How extraordinary! She can’t punt.
SOREL: Sandy Tyrell’s with her.
DAVID: Oh, well, she’ll be all right then. Who is he?
SOREL: I don’t know.
DAVID: Do sit down, everybody.
[_Enter JUDITH and SANDY from the garden._
JUDITH: There’s going to be a thunderstorm. I felt sick this morning.
This is Sandy Tyrell—Everybody——
RICHARD (_shaking hands_): How-do-you-do.
SOREL: Mother, I want you to meet Mr. Greatham.
JUDITH: Oh, yes. You were here before, weren’t you?
SIMON: Before _what_, darling?
JUDITH: Before I went out in the punt. There was somebody else here too—a
fair girl——(_She sees JACKIE._) Oh, there you are. How-do-you-do. Sit
down, Sandy, and eat anything you want. Give Sandy some bread-and-butter,
Simon.
[_Everybody sits down._
SIMON (_ungraciously_): Here you are.
SANDY: Thanks.
[_There is a long pause; then MYRA and RICHARD speak together._
RICHARD: } How far are you from Maidenhead exactly?
MYRA: } What a pity it’s raining—we might have had some tennis——
[_They both stop, to let the other go on. There is another
terrible silence._
MYRA: } I adore the shape of this hall—it’s so——
RICHARD: } The train was awfully crowded coming down——
[_They both stop again, and there is another dead silence,
during which_
THE CURTAIN SLOWLY FALLS.
ACT II
ACT II
_It is after dinner on the Saturday evening._
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