Hay fever : $b A light comedy in three actsCoward, Noël
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Hay fever : $b A light comedy in three acts
Coward, Noël
Comedy plays; English drama (Comedy); Families -- Drama; Psychological games -- Drama
SOREL: I can’t, without speaking for everyone else too—we’re all exactly
the same, and I’m ashamed of us.—Come into the library, Sandy. (_She
drags SANDY off._)
MYRA: Charming! It’s all perfectly charming.
DAVID: I think it would be better, Judith, if you exercised a little more
influence over the children.
JUDITH: That’s right—blame it all on me.
DAVID: After all, dear, you started it, by snapping everybody up.
JUDITH: You ought never to have married me, David; it was a great mistake.
DAVID: The atmosphere of this house is becoming more unbearable every
day, and all because Simon and Sorel are allowed to do exactly what they
like.
JUDITH: You sit upstairs all day, writing your novels.
DAVID: Novels which earn us our daily bread.
JUDITH: “Daily bread” nonsense! We’ve got enough money to keep us in
comfort until we die.
DAVID: That will be very soon, if we can’t get a little peace. (_To
MYRA_) Come out into the garden——
JUDITH: I sincerely hope the night air will cool you.
DAVID: I don’t know what’s happened to you lately, Judith.
JUDITH: Nothing’s happened to me—nothing ever does. You’re far too smug
to allow it.
DAVID: Smug! Thank you.
JUDITH: Yes, smug, smug, smug! And pompous!
DAVID: I hope you haven’t been drinking, dear.
JUDITH: Drinking! Huh! that’s very amusing!
DAVID: I think it’s rather tragic, at your time of life. (_He goes out
with MYRA._)
JUDITH: David’s been a good husband to me, but he’s wearing a bit thin
now.
RICHARD: Would you like me to go? To leave you alone for a little?
JUDITH: Why? Are you afraid I shall become violent?
RICHARD (_smiling_): No; I merely thought perhaps I was in the way.
JUDITH: I hope you’re not embarrassed—I couldn’t bear you to be
embarrassed.
RICHARD: Not in the least.
JUDITH: Marriage is a hideous affair altogether, don’t you think?
RICHARD: I’m really hardly qualified to judge, you see.
JUDITH: Do stop being non-committal, just for once; it’s doubly annoying
in the face of us all having lost control so lamentably.
RICHARD: I’m sorry.
JUDITH: There’s nothing to be sorry for, really, because, after all, it’s
your particular “thing,” isn’t it?—observing everything and not giving
yourself away an inch.
RICHARD: I suppose it is.
JUDITH: You’ll get used to us in time, you know, and then you’ll feel
cosier. Why don’t you sit down? (_She sits on sofa._)
RICHARD: I’m enjoying myself very much.
JUDITH: It’s very sweet of you to say so, but I don’t see how you can be.
RICHARD (_laughing suddenly_): But I am!
JUDITH: There now! that was quite a genuine laugh. We’re getting on. Are
you in love with Sorel?
RICHARD (_surprised and embarrassed_): In love with Sorel?
JUDITH (_repentantly_): Now I’ve killed it—I’ve murdered the little
tender feeling of comfort that was stealing over you, by sheer
tactlessness! Will you teach me to be tactful?
RICHARD: Did you really think I was in love with Sorel?
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