The Watermelon told them briefly how from a nameless hobo a few short
hours before, he had become a famous young financier, hobnobbing with
generals and millionaires. He chuckled as he told it with the
half-cynical amusement of the philosopher for the follies of the poor,
seething, hurrying, struggling crowd of humanity, too busy in their rush
for gold and social position to see their own laughable pitiful shams
and affectations. Poverty clears the eyesight as nothing else can, and
the Watermelon had been poor so long and was so indifferent to his
position that he had lost none of his clearness of vision in the
strenuous endeavor of the others, and he saw, unconsciously, but
nevertheless keenly, the dead level of human nature, with its artificial
hills of gold and social position.
"Me father, I believe, is a policeman," said he. "Me mother a
wash-woman. If I had a grandfather, no one knows. I’m fortunate to
have a father and no questions asked, yet just because I can write me
check, as they think, for a million and have it honored, I’m ’my boy’ to
the elite of the land, the ’best people.’ Gosh, it’s enough to make an
ass bray."
"It is that," said Mike. "For me, only the intrinsic worth of the soul.
Maybe there was a bit of change in the pockets?" he added as an
afterthought.
"Yes, there was quite a bit. He’s fresh at the game and carries a roll
to show off with," returned the Watermelon, pulling a roll of bills from
his pocket. Mike edged a bit nearer. "See here, I want you fellers to
do something for me."
"For you," said Mike, "I would give me immortal soul."
"I want something more than that, Mike," said the Watermelon.
"Me plug of baccy?" asked Mike with feeling.
The Watermelon shook his head as he slowly pulled a greenback from the
bunch he held. "I want you two to go to that lake, get my clothes out
of the log and give ’em to the poor devil."
"Don’t be a fool," advised James. "He’s all right. Nothing will happen
to him."
"I know, but I keep thinking of him. He can afford to lose what he is
going to lose, but all the same, he’s cold and tired."
"Aw, don’t go and do that," pleaded Mike. "He’ll have youse arrested—"
"I ain’t going to be around here; besides, no one would think of looking
for me with the swell bunch I’m going with."
"Maybe not," admitted James gravely, "but there’s always the danger that
some cop will have brains. And he’s bound to get away to-night, all
right, and have the bulls on you the minute he does. You had better
take all the time you can to get away and don’t try to shorten it none."
The Watermelon slowly unwound another bill and nodded. "I know, but I’m
sorry for him. A few hours won’t make much difference. He hasn’t the
slightest idea who swiped his clothes. He’ll think some tramp did and
that the feller is getting out of the country by cross-cuts and as fast
as he can. Don’t you see? No one will look for me with the general and
Bartlett. I’m going to have a week of fun—"
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