All the papers were lowered and all conversation stopped as each man turned and scanned the new-comer with an interest the Watermelon modestly felt was caused by some event other than his own entry. He surmised that James had probably been there before him, and the next words of the barber confirmed his surmise. That dapper little man scanned him coldly, from the rakish tip of his shabby hat to the nondescript covering on his feet which from force of habit he called shoes, and spoke with darkly veiled sarcasm: "I suppose you are a guest from the hotel up to the lake?" The Watermelon grinned. He recognized James’ favorite role. "No," said he cheerfully, "I’m John D., and me car is waiting without." "A guest up to the hotel," repeated the barber, upon whom James had evidently made a powerful impression. "Just back from a two weeks’ camping and fishing trip—" "No," said the Watermelon. "I don’t like fishing, baiting the hook is such darned hard work." "Just back," went on the barber, still quoting, his soul yet rankling with the deceit of man. "Look like a tramp, probably—" "Am one," grinned the Watermelon. "And you thought you would get a shave as you passed through the village, wouldn’t dare let your wife see you—" "Say," interrupted the Watermelon wearily, "what are you giving us? Did any one bunko you out of a shave with that lingo?" "Yes," snapped the barber. "About an hour ago a feller blew in here and said all that. He talked well and I shaved him. He said he had sent his camping truck on to the hotel by his team; he had stopped off to get a shave. I shaved him and then he found he hadn’t any money in his old clothes—but he would send it right down—oh, yes—the moment he got to the hotel. It ain’t come and Harry, there, says there ain’t no one up to the hotel like that. Harry’s the porter." "Sure," said Harry importantly. "I passed the feller as I was coming down and there ain’t any one like him to the hotel." The Watermelon laughed heartily. "A hobo, eh? Bunkoed you for fair. You fellers oughtn’t to be so dog-goned easy. Get wise, get wise!" "We are wise now," said the barber ruefully, and added sternly, "If you want a shave, you’ve got to show your money first." "Sure, I want a shave," said the Watermelon, and carelessly rattled a few old keys he carried in his pocket. They jingled with the clink of loose coins and were pleasing to the ear if not so much to the touch. "I came here for a shave, but I pay for what I want, see? Say, I’ll bet that feller busted your cash register," and he nodded pleasantly toward the new shiny receiver of customs on the shelf near the looking-glass. The remark brought an agreeable thrill of excited expectation to all save the barber. He shook his head with boundless faith in his new possession. "I bought that just last week and the drummer said it was practically thief proof."