"Do you want to bet?" asked the Watermelon. "All there is in the
register, huh? Even money," and he jingled the keys in his pocket.
"Naw," said the barber. "I know he couldn’t have robbed it. It’s
impossible, even if the thing could be robbed, which it can’t be. I was
right here all the time."
"It’s near the lookin’-glass," said the Watermelon. "He went close to
the counter to see himself, didn’t he?"
The Watermelon knew vanity as James’ one weakness and realized with what
pleasure he himself would stand before the mirror and gaze fondly at his
own charms, uncontaminated by a shaggy, two-weeks’ growth of beard.
"Yes," admitted the barber slowly. "He did look at himself for a long
time."
"And some of the time your back was turned," added the Watermelon. "You
were probably cleaning up or looking for a whisk."
"Yes," admitted the barber again, still more reluctantly. "But nobody
can bust into one of them cash registers, not without a noise that would
be heard across the room."
"I’ll bet he did," said the Watermelon. "Do you take me?"
"But they can’t be busted," reiterated the barber.
"Then why the devil don’t you bet?" demanded the Watermelon. "You are
bettin’ on a sure thing."
"Yes, go on. Don’t be scared," encouraged Wilton’s gay youth in joyful
chorus.
The barber started for his precious register, but the Watermelon reached
it first and laid his hand on it.
"Do you take me?" he asked. "You have to say that before you can count
the change or the bet’s—Say, is that the galoot?" he nodded suddenly
toward the window and all turned quickly, instinctively, to look up the
village street. The Watermelon hastily thrust a thin comb between the
bell and the gong so it would not ring as he gently pressed the
twenty-five cent key, registering another quarter, then he joined the
others, pushing and struggling to see the man who did not pass, and
gazed languidly over their heads.
"There ain’t no one there," exclaimed the barber.
"He’s passed out of sight," said the Watermelon, making a feeble attempt
to see up the street. "He was almost by as I saw him."
"Do you take me?" he asked, as they returned to the counter and the
subject of the cash register. His hands were in his pockets and
occasionally he jingled the keys.
"Aw, go on," urged Harry, who was a sport. "What are you afraid of?"
"He couldn’t have picked it," insisted the barber, whose faith in his
register was really sublime.
"Sure he could. They are easy to a guy who knows the ropes," declared
the Watermelon. "The drummer was handing you a lot of hot air when he
said they can’t be picked. You don’t want to be so easy."
The slur on his mental capacity was too much for the barber. His vanity
rose in defense of his register where his faith had failed. "I have some
brains," he snorted. "I know the thing is perfectly safe. Yes, I take
you."
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