American fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, American; West (U.S.) -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
“‘To convince you that I am sincere,’ says the sheep man, ‘I’ll ask you
to help me. Miss Learight and you being closer friends, maybe she would
do for you what she wouldn’t for me. If you will get me a copy of that
pancake recipe, I give you my word that I’ll never call upon her
again.’
“‘That’s fair,’ I says, and I shook hands with Jackson Bird. ‘I’ll get
it for you if I can, and glad to oblige.’ And he turned off down the
big pear flat on the Piedra, in the direction of Mired Mule; and I
steered northwest for old Bill Toomey’s ranch.
“It was five days afterward when I got another chance to ride over to
Pimienta. Miss Willella and me passed a gratifying evening at Uncle
Emsley’s. She sang some, and exasperated the piano quite a lot with
quotations from the operas. I gave imitations of a rattlesnake, and
told her about Snaky McFee’s new way of skinning cows, and described
the trip I made to Saint Louis once. We was getting along in one
another’s estimations fine. Thinks I, if Jackson Bird can now be
persuaded to migrate, I win. I recollect his promise about the pancake
receipt, and I thinks I will persuade it from Miss Willella and give it
to him; and then if I catches Birdie off of Mired Mule again, I’ll make
him hop the twig.
“So, along about ten o’clock, I put on a wheedling smile and says to
Miss Willella: ‘Now, if there’s anything I do like better than the
sight of a red steer on green grass it’s the taste of a nice hot
pancake smothered in sugar-house molasses.’
“Miss Willella gives a little jump on the piano stool, and looked at me
curious.
“‘Yes,’ says she, ‘they’re real nice. What did you say was the name of
that street in Saint Louis, Mr. Odom, where you lost your hat?’
“‘Pancake Avenue,’ says I, with a wink, to show her that I was on about
the family receipt, and couldn’t be side-corralled off of the subject.
‘Come, now, Miss Willella,’ I says; ‘let’s hear how you make ’em.
Pancakes is just whirling in my head like wagon wheels. Start her off,
now—pound of flour, eight dozen eggs, and so on. How does the catalogue
of constituents run?’
“‘Excuse me for a moment, please,’ says Miss Willella, and she gives me
a quick kind of sideways look, and slides off the stool. She ambled out
into the other room, and directly Uncle Emsley comes in in his shirt
sleeves, with a pitcher of water. He turns around to get a glass on the
table, and I see a forty-five in his hip pocket. ‘Great post-holes!’
thinks I, ‘but here’s a family thinks a heap of cooking receipts,
protecting it with firearms. I’ve known outfits that wouldn’t do that
much by a family feud.’
“‘Drink this here down,’ says Uncle Emsley, handing me the glass of
water. ‘You’ve rid too far to-day, Jud, and got yourself over-excited.
Try to think about something else now.’
“‘Do you know how to make them pancakes, Uncle Emsley?’ I asked.
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