Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; Pacifism -- Fiction; World War, 1914-1918 -- United States -- Fiction
INCH was in glory. On the little streets and in the one-story shops,
all the lights were kindled. Bursts of music, and screaming laughter,
came from the saloons, whose doors stood wide open to the street, and
at whose bars already men and women were congregating. In the Mission
Saloon, the largest of these hospitable places, an impromptu stage had
been arranged, and the seats about the tables were nearly all filled.
Here the Inger went in and called for his first drink, negligently
including everybody present. He was greeted boisterously by those who
knew him and pointed out to those who did not know him. Not one of them
understood the sources of his power, or what it signified. He was the
only man in the county to be called by his last name and the definite
article. This was a title of which a man might be proud, conferred
upon him by common consent of his peers.
There was no formality of introduction. The Inger merely scanned the
crowd, flashing a smile at one or two of the women who nearly pleased
him. When the drinking began, it was to one of these that he lifted his
glass. But when immediately she came and sat beside him, linking her
arm in his, he drew away laughing, and addressed the crowd at large.
“What’s up?” he demanded. “What’s doin’?”
“B-basket o’ peaches,” volunteered one of the cow punchers, who early
in the day had begun to observe the occasion. “B-Bunchy’s complimumps!”
When the improvised curtain of sheets drew back, revealing ten or
twelve half-clothed strange women, the Inger understood. This was
Bunchy’s magnanimous contribution to the general jollity of his
marriage night.
“Let me have an absinthe,” he said to the barkeeper.
The man leaned across the bar and whispered something.
“No absinthe!” shouted the Inger. “What the hell kind of a joint is
this?”
“Leadpipe Pete licked up the bottom of the bottle,” growled the
barkeeper, pointing with the stump of a thumb.
The Inger looked. Beside him a big ranchman, swarthy and sweaty and
hairy, was just lifting to his lips a tall tumbler of the absinthe. He
leered at the Inger, closed one eye, and began to drink luxuriously.
The Inger leapt a pace backward; and in an instant a bullet crashed
through the glass, shattered it, and the man stood, dripping, with the
bottom of the tumbler in his hand. The bullet buried itself in the tin
mirror of the bar.
“About how much do I owe you for the lookin’ glass?” inquired the
Inger, easily, resting his elbows on the bar. “And charge me up with
Pete’s drink he’s mussed himself up with so bad. What’ll be the next
one, Pete?”
“Leave Pete name the damages,” said the barkeeper, unconcernedly wiping
up the liquid.
“You’re too hellish handy with your tools, you are,” grumbled Pete,
combing the glass from his beard. “Make it brandy, neat.”
“Brandy, neat, one two,” repeated the Inger. “_Bein’_ your absinthe has
run out.”
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