Hearts to mend: A fantasy in one actOverstreet, H. A. (Harry Allen)
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Hearts to mend: A fantasy in one act
Overstreet, H. A. (Harry Allen)
American drama -- 20th century
MAN (_looking at him quizzically_)
Did you ever think, sir, why the night was made--with them stars you
talk of?
PIERROT
Why was the night made?
MAN
Or why there’s settin’ o’ the sun and risin’ o’ the sun?
PIERROT
Why is there setting of the sun and rising of the sun?
MAN
Well--I don’t exactly know myself. But I seem to figger it out this
way. Think of what it’d be, I says to myself, if there was all just
one long day. Always day and day and day. Always the same glary light
starin’ y’ in the eye--borin’ into your brain--so’s y’ couldn’t shut it
out from y’; so’s y’ couldn’t get away from it; so’s y’ couldn’t watch
the shadders come stealin’ along, the sun a-settin’ and the twinklin’
stars a-comin’ out--and so’s y’ couldn’t stretch yourself out and
sleep--and so’s y’ couldn’t all of a sudden wake and hear the birds
chirpin’ and a new day come! Ah, it’s that, sir--it’s the comin’ of the
new day that makes life the grand thing it is--the comin’ of the new
day _every_ day!
PIERROT (_wonderingly_)
The coming of the new day every day?
MAN
Just that. It’s a grand plan, sir! Keeps the world young. You try it.
PIERROT
Try it? What do you mean? I’m not the sun.
MAN
Ah, but you can be--and starlight and moonlight! How long was it--now
tell me--since the thought came to you in the morning--I’ll bring
her--I’ll bring her a vi’let? Oho--I know--(_sings_)
Sweet was the honeymoon,
Swift it passed away--
Now we’re steady married folk--
Day after day.
It’s only for a short time--in the beginning--that every day’s a new
day. After that it’s just always the same--always the same--and no
risin’ o’ the sun in the mornin’--no chirp of birds--and no singin’ in
the heart.
PIERROT
You mean--
MAN (_roguishly, bending to his task_)
I mean there’s a good way to mend kettles and a bad way, sir; and when
the kettles are singin’ and the fires are burnin’ under them--Oho--but
there’s more hearts than kettles!
(_Pierrot stands thinking._)
PIERROT (_to himself_)
I used to bring her things--a little red cloak I once brought her. Oh,
she was happy! I remember that day. I made a song about it.
MAN (_hammering away--sings_)
Tins to mend,
And hearts to tend;
Hearts and tins
Have outs and ins!
PIERROT (_continuing--to himself_)
It was one of my very best songs. And she was so happy! (_Suddenly_)
Why--I’ve forgotten all about her lately! Even her birthday! She had to
remind me of it! Poor Pierrette!
MAN (_sings_)
Outs and ins;
Outs and ins;
That’s where the trouble
Of life begins!
(_Pierrot looks up. His eyes suddenly grow bright with an idea._)
PIERROT (_rising to his toes--running to the Tins-to-Mend Man_)
I have it, old fellow--I have it! There’s a shop--just a step away. I
know something she wants there. I’m going to get it for her!
My purse it is lean;
My purse it is lank;
But who cares a flip
For the state of my bank!
(_He dances delighted._)
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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