The week went by like a shot. On Sunday night the glory that was a very
stagy Rome burned down for the last time beneath the gridiron of the old
Burbank Theater. On Monday morning no odor of grease paint and no
noxious smell of stewing glue, which proclaims the scene painter at his
work, was in the nostrils of John. Instead, the clack of typewriters,
the tinkle of telephone bells, the droning voices of dictators, and the
shuffling feet of office boys filled his ears.
As if to completely re-merge the man in his environment, Robert Mitchell
came walking in, tossed a bundle of papers upon the desk, fixed the rate
clerk with a shaft of his blue eye, and commanded drily:
"Ursus! Make a set of tariffs embracing our new lines to correspond
with the commodity tariffs of the San Francisco and El Paso."
John colored slightly at the thrust of that name Ursus, but looked Mr.
Mitchell fairly and meekly in the eye and answered:
"Yes, sir."
"Have them effective July 1st," concluded the General Freight Agent, as
he turned away.
Burman, the lordly through rate clerk, lowered his sleek face behind his
books and snickered. John shot a scowl at Burman and then for a few
minutes hunched his shoulders over the documents in the case.
The California Consolidated was being consolidated some more. Two more
roads in the big system had just been pitchforked into the jurisdiction
of Robert Mitchell, adding twelve hundred additional miles to his
responsibility and pushing him several swift rounds up the ladder of
promotion.
These additions made the California Consolidated competitive with the
San Francisco and El Paso lines at hundreds of new stations. John’s job
was to consolidate the freight tariffs of the three lines and make sure
that they equalized the rates of the competitor at competing stations.
It was an enormous task, and the General Freight Agent had breezily
commanded it to be done in ten weeks. That was why Burman snickered.
It was also why Hampstead scowled.
Now a freight tariff starts youthfully out to be the most scientific
thing in the world, but it ends by being the most utterly unscientific
document that ever was put together. The longer a tariff lives, the
more depraved it becomes. The S.F. & E.P. tariffs were very old, but
not, therefore, honorable.
John turned to the shelf that contained them and scowled again, a double
scowl, as black as his blond Viking brows could manage. These were to
be his models. They were yellow—a disagreeable color to begin
with,—each a half inch thick and larger than a letter page,—abortions,
every one of them! They were pea-vine growths like the monster system
which issued them, cumbered with the adjustments and easements of the
years.
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